Wait Guys. Back To The Topic Of Me Dying And Becoming Evil. Would I Evil Like Pain In The Ass Evil Or

this girl is one of my best friends for 4 years. how do i stop her from this.

i jumped to the void thinking my elytra was on

turns out it was not

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

have i ever talked about how much i love Dr Spencer Reid from Criminal Minds? bro wakes up in a hospital bed, sees his teammate is eating something, immediately asks if it's jello and asks if he has more

not for this reason only but he is so me

Do it for the meme. http://blinkingguy.com

We need to put more people in Minecraft. We all know modern AUs for Minecraft characters, and don't get me wrong it's amazing seeing that war-torn goober in the line at the local Walmart. But what if we did the opposite. Take some random people. They could be from a modern setting or from the 1880s or from space, it doesn't matter. Now put them in Minecraft. Apply vanilla Minecraft mechanics. What will happen to them? How will they do? Will there be a watcher-esque being guiding them back to their world, a normal folk who happens to know about people from other universes, or will they be on their own? Do they have to beat the dragon to go home, or something else? They could be the best assassin of all time, but how will they do against a walking leaf creature that explodes? Not to worry tho, they'll just reappear on the last bed they slept on. I don't have enough non-minecraft interests rn to do this but somebody anyone please listen to my pleas. Explore Minecraft mechanics more. And do it with people who are Not used to them. That's the power of fanfiction. Use it.

Did you guys also watched that one Mavis x Rapunzel video when you were little or were you normal

WHY IS NO ONE ELSE SPEAKING UP ABOUT THIS??? WHOEVER TOOK THE SUN IS THE SAME ONE WHO STOLE THE FUCKING SNOW IN HERE!!! WHERE ARE THEY AND WHO THE FUCK TOOK IT???

They STOLE the fucking SUN. I hope it was TASTY you ASSHOLES. Actually NEVERMIND I hope it was REALLY SPICY and that it made you REGRET fucking STEALING IT