Dudes Acting Like The Pyramids Must Have Been Built By Aliens. Brother Have You Seen A Pair Of Scissors?

Dudes acting like the pyramids must have been built by aliens. Brother have you seen a pair of scissors? Someone stuck two knives together and thought “these will cut twice as well” we’re all freaks down here

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aliens scissors and it worked I guess? makes no damn sense

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spontaneousplan
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They should make anyone with a Letterboxd legally have to mention it on their dating profile. These women deserve a warning that I’m gonna be insufferable

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spontaneousplan
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Brother life is fucking someone on my bed and I am in the cuck chair. Can’t even tell who it is

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spontaneousplan
5 months ago

God gives his hardest battles (speaking to my coworkers) to his strongest soldiers (me who begged for this job)

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“Bing-bop-boom-boom-boom-bop-bam

The type of shit I'm on, you wouldn't understand”

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22m UK. In my lane, in the zone, living large in the ditch

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