Spoiledspock

why does people info-dumping turn me into a love-stricken dumbass. like. i'll be listening to a girl yapping about what's on her mind or her interests or whatever else, and suddenly I have a painful urge to make out with her under the moonlight. what's up with that

puppy's gonna need a smoke and a drink and a solid brick to the head ok?

i just really need to know what you taste like

Artist: Kiryu

Should be laid up with someone's daughter playing with her hair right now instead of whatever this is

i was born a biter, i identify as a biter, not my fault, maybe don’t be so biteable and you’ll be safe

hate when someone asks how are you and you say good how are you and they say "oh not so great" or something. it's always like ohh okay i see we're being honest i thought we were playing pretend. can i have a do-over

said something one time and someone heard it. absolutely mortifying

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

It's hard being a weirdo femme with weird hobbies and interests out here but somebody has to do it