This Is What Ends Me About Tma S4. And S3 For That Matter. I Understand All The Assistants. I Know Why

Recently on Unhelpful File Labels in the Archives:

On-Going Project. Folders were empty.

Well Written Articles, 1999. There were no articles in this folder. There were a lot of budget reports though.

Stuff. You are killing me smalls.

Section 569-055 Knowingly burning or exploding. This was just papers shoved between files, I have a lot of questions and zero answers.

Has tumblr been randomly crashing within 5 minutes of closing the app for anyone else? It’s getting annoying, it keeps dying right as i follow a notification to read a post (closing the notification) or while im scrolling through long threads of images (sending the post into the abyss forever… still mad about the tma comic i can never finish reading)

These are fun, will definitely be using for my own evil ends

got bored and made color pallets

idk of these are any good but feel free to use em

How dare you make me choose one chonny jash song. Therefore 1. is going to be every chonny jash song

2. Villain (teniwoha)

3. Lets get this over with (tmbg)

4. Skullcrusher mountain (jonathan coulton)

5. Outliars and hyppocrates a fun fact about apples (will wood)

Special mention to zydrate anatomy (repo the genetic opera) actually its been a while since i heard this one but it’s always worth a shout

Can you tell im indecisive

@calypsosystem @roadkillerino @fishlung8877 hi guys hope im not bothering you, here have a ping

rules: 🎵 when you get this, list 5 songs you've been listening to. tag 5-10 followers to do the same 🎵

BET HERE WE GO (this was on my dash and no one tagged me yet I’m still doing it) ((all of these songs have no swears btw))

your sky - Lionfield

AP Love - Olivia Zak

Tongues & Teeth - The Crane Wives

Hello My Old Heart - The Oh Hellos

That Man - Caro Emerald

OKAY I TAG @idkwhatthisisbutheresdcandstuff @creative-chaos-apparently @httpfaeryn @sparrowsortadrawzzz AND @theidioticcowboy

edit: @trashbins-stuff you are to do this now as well if you feel like it.

However sometimes gerry decides to insult beholding while staring at the tattoos and jonah always gets personally offended when he does this. Gerry would probably do it significantly more often if he knew this

Its funny knowing that Elias can see out of any eye, real or drawn, so he could have a pov of Gerry’s knuckles as he gets into fistfights with entities left and right

Gerry about to throw down with a horrific creature:

CATCH THESE HANDS

And Elias is just getting a front row seat from his office through angry goth tattoos.

I absolutely adore that the number of legs of both her and her dad is in question. Leg number uncertainty is clearly genetic

Frank I wish I had a pet dog :( I love dogs loads. What sort of dog would I get? I like big dogs. Can you please show me a picture of my ideal big dog?

OK this sounds really fun so I’m going to respond by describing my dog (who is not a big dog, just average-sized) and then saying something about where to get a big dog.

My dog is a border collie who has spent most of the year since she was a puppy living outside with me (but I’ve gotten her inside for the first time for the winter, and I’m going to try to keep her indoors for the next three months). She is incredibly smart, very curious, easy to train and trainable, but very sensitive to praise and her self-esteem is fragile.

A typical week for her:

- Monday: lots of barking and other activities in the house, maybe a visit to the library for a few hours to help me finish some book

- Tuesday: walks in the afternoon when the library is closed

- Wednesday: walks, usually with another dog as a companion but sometimes by myself

- Thursday: lots of walking and barking when I leave for the store and then when I come back.

- Friday: very tired out but lots of fun walks with my husband.

- Saturday: lots of playing in my yard until it’s time for walks.

- Sunday: sleep! (Well, most of the time.)

She’s also a weird one – after spending most of her time outside she really loves being inside, while she doesn’t like spending time with humans when we’re not inside the house. (She also really likes running laps around the local track at the gym – I suspect she’d like to be the one who did that.) I’d rather not have her be out on a leash in most situations but I’m willing to try because her leash training has gone well for her so far. I think I might get her a harness that would let her run laps without making her feel pressured, though.

I don’t really want to talk about her too much unless you ask, but she’s got a lot going for her.

Daily TMA 110 - Two Paths

The fact that if Michael hadn’t become The Distortion he could have very well become The Archivist

there’s a sort of mildly concerned energy to this

What anagram program or website do you use please tell me

ANAGRAM GENERATED:

what anagram program or website do you use please tell me

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well mostly the anagrams appear out me gourde

i bear woes

Retribution

Also it should be a middle school math textbook. Those things weigh like ten pounds for absolutely no reason

If Gerry had killed jurgen leitner he should've beaten him to death with a random hardcover book.

The tma fandom seems to have unlocked our psychic capabilities. Let me explain.

If you’re on the tma tag, or just have a lot of tma art on your dash, you see art of characters you have only heard the voices of. And you go “Oh, that’s Jon!” “Oh, that’s Melanie!” “Oh, that’s Tim!” And only a handful of these characters have distinctly described traits (like Gerry’s eye tattoos), and fewer still have recurring appearances, or that we hear the voices of. And yet we all agree, roughly, on what they look like. Even if someone has a different design, instead of going “who the hell is that”, you go “well, that’s not what I think Georgie looks like, but I know it’s Georgie without having to check the tags”.

This gets even more interesting when you look at Sasha. Because she gets *replaced*. And so many drawings of not!Sasha label her as Sasha for the bit/for spookiness, but we all somehow *know* when we’re looking at not!Sasha, even when the drawing has no other spookiness.

Ive seen this extend too far sometimes, with a lot of Malevolent art being inadvertently assigned to tma characters, but rarely have I looked at a piece of tma art and gone “who the hell is that??”

Some of this comes down to a collective agreement on designs that happened before I got to the fandom - by the time I got here, pretty much everyone’s designs were largely nailed down. Even so, art where the designs deviate from The Socially Agreed Design are still readily recognizable as the characters. I’m getting to see this with Alice, too - I can look at almost any Alice drawing and go “yep, that’s Alice” and she’s only existed in our collective consciousness for like three months and her design isn’t solidified yet.