He Has Mastered The Art Of Spontaneously Appearing In The Conversation Despite Being 8(?) Feet Tall.

mutual: has rarely if ever spoken to me but consistently likes my text posts

me: i would die for you

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

I love linguistic stuff and saw this post screenshotted AGES ago and have been halfheartedly searching for it again because no one believes me when i say sign language has accents AND I FOUND IT

Blind people must save a lot on electricity.

However sometimes gerry decides to insult beholding while staring at the tattoos and jonah always gets personally offended when he does this. Gerry would probably do it significantly more often if he knew this

Its funny knowing that Elias can see out of any eye, real or drawn, so he could have a pov of Gerry’s knuckles as he gets into fistfights with entities left and right

Gerry about to throw down with a horrific creature:

CATCH THESE HANDS

And Elias is just getting a front row seat from his office through angry goth tattoos.

ominous flask I found at a Goodwill in Phoenix AZ

I’m sorry these tags are so funny to me and for what

The names too. Usually tumblr bot names are “okay? Sure?” Sometimes one rhymes with something and is a little funny. But THESE are so direct and stupid. Like yep thats exactly what that ad is for

God knows how many Weird Dietary Supplement bots reported and I finally get my first proper pornbot. Idk it’s kinda funny how EVERY bot is on the asexual tag rn

Genuinely not sure how separate the fears are. Maybe they’re completely separate like at the end of s5. Maybe they’re all one thing like Gerry’s colours. Maybe they’re both. Schrödinger’s fears

I (mostly) leave tumblr for a couple weeks and come back to???

?????

Lmao the cj rp has expanded since i last checked

The “Uranium” Suite

Oooooh I’m so clever with my little part In the middleee (I went back to the anon war to check when all this shit happened, EXACTLY)

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

I have been laughing so hard i cannot breathe for several minutes. Get off of tumblr google it isnt good for you

Google is cooked