Invader-in-trainings Purple And Zim Were Tasked With An Assignment. It Was Supposed To Be Easy. But Unfortunately,

got his nerdy ass good

A snipped tie isn't the worst thing that the boss could do to a Mod Frog...

She's a killer, one look is all it takes

Lesbians

The only sympathy I have for the "L needs eyebrows" gang is the fic writers trying to describe his facial expressions without them, because dang that shit does get rough

Light Yagami is so unintentionally funny like yeah sure L was witty but that was intentional and will never top Light simultaneously taking himself super seriously and doing the most laughably ironic things with zero self-insight 

Remember that time Light got so offended that Lind L. Tailor called him a murderer that he straight up murdered him on live tv?

And then accused Misa of tarnishing Kira’s name because she killed someone who disagreed with Kira on live tv?

Remember when Ryuk was like “then you’d be the only evil person left” and Light was like “nah bc I’m like, a really good student. If you get an A on your paper it actually stands for ‘Allowed to murder people just because you feel like it’ so I’m all good actually.”

They love their personal spaces

Zim experiences an earthquake for the first time in his life

@equilateralromance said: #real talk tho 'divinity sublimity colour & light' really hits #heavenly spheres. the firmament even #celestial bill my beloved

I was like "Bill's just talking fancy to impress Ford" but then also he is telling the truth and then I realized I could just make a picture out of Bill's internal contradictions so here

a woman will be 28 or whatever and all the 24 year olds are in shock like “no fucking way I seriously couldn’t tell. you don’t look near death at all”