Loki’s powers
Thor *entering Loki's room happily* : Brother, guess who I am going to dress as for Halloween.
Loki *fully aware of who thor is going to be* : Hmm... Let me guess. As a stupid moron.
Thor : No. Why would you even say that?
Loki : Oh sorry. My bad. Why would you pretend to be something you are?
Thor *clearly offended* : HEYY!
Loki : *laughing*
Thor : ...
Mobius: *makes a detailed presentation using PowerPoint to prove that Loki is being mean to everyone*
Loki, standing up to make a point:
At last... Some common sense...
Possible sneaky addition:
I just saw on youtube that Loki's knife flip scene was an accident. Idk if it's true tho. See for yourself. Here's the video:
Aligator Loki: *growls*
Loki: Wh-why is it giving me a flower? What is he saying??
Old Loki: He’s saying that you should give it to that woman variant of ours.
Loki: Wha-? T-to Sylvie??
Kid Loki: *sigh* You look like you need all the help you can get. Sit down.
Loki: What do you mean I need help-
Old Loki & Kid Loki: *gives Loki a 4 hour lecture on how to talk to your crush*
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Hell yeah. I refuse to believe that a purple fricking cartoon killed Loki.
(Found it on pint)
Marvel Fan/ Introvert/HP fan/Star wars Fan/Gemini/Teenager/Slytherdor/Livie/Sri lankan/Cat person but likes puppies too
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