"you've got six names and two pronoun sets in your bio, how should people refer to you?" easy. every time you want to talk to or about me you roll 1d6 for name and flip a coin for pronoun set. if you've got an INT stat of 15 or lower you also have to roll to see whether you survive my eldritch blast, but that's mostly unrelated
Pepito truly a child on carnaval, jumping on the trampoline and then getting hurt inside it somehow
I didn't know mistletoe was something to use against werewolves, what if it's Christmas and I'm standing under one and my boyfriend starts growling at me and then rips his shirt off and runs away with foam in his mouth or something idk how werewolves work
what better christmas gift could you ask for <3
the answer🦋
i'm sorry (not) to people who know me irl
omg we are both fucked in the head wanna make out
AU in which all Pepito wants is for Pepito’s dad to start smiling again. Pepito knows that Apa Roier is a HUGE fan of Spider-Man, aka Quesadilla City’s most popular superhero, but he’s been real sad since Spider-Man stopped hero-ing a couple months ago when his rival and WORST ENEMY Black Cat disappeared. And Pepito just wants Roier to be happy, so Pepito’s just gotta find Spider-Man and make him a hero again! (And maybe Pepito can get his autograph, because Spider-Man is Pepito’s favorite hero too!!!)
[An au in which Roier retires as a hero when the man he was working up the nerve to ask out vanished into thin air in a factory explosion after a fight gone wrong. He never even got to find out Black Cat’s name, and now he never will…]
[And, an au in which Cellbit has been stuck in the hospital for months in a coma, and all he’s been dreaming of is the masked hero he’s in love with.]
hi👋 twitter is dying in brazil so trying out tumblr
Sorry for going into a lovedrunk bloodthirsty craze and hunting you for sport, it will happen again.