Poor Dave, He Will Never Recover

Tweet link. (Beware: this video of the book has flashing lights and glitching graphics.)

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Did you miss him? Admit it, you missed him.

The demon that terrorized Gravity Falls is back from the great beyond to finally tell his side of the story in The Book of Bill, written by none other than Bill Cipher himself.

Inside, Bill sheds light on his bizarre origins, his sinister effects on human history, the Pines family’s most embarrassing secrets, and the key to overthrowing the world (laid out in a handy step-by-step guide). This chaotic and beautifully illustrated tome contains baffling riddles, uncrackable ciphers, lost Journal 3 pages, ways to cheat death, the meaning of life, and a whole chapter on Silly Straws. But most importantly, The Book of Bill is deeply, deeply cursed.

Beware: This book travels to dimensions meant for older readers.

Alex Hirsch, #1 New York Times bestselling author, resuscitates this infamous villain and invites fans to a Bill’s eye view of the Gravity Falls universe. There are many who believe this book is too dangerous for human hands. But if you can’t resist, beware: Once you make a deal with Bill, it’s not so easily undone . . .

Released: July 23rd, 2024

Pages: 208

ISBN1368092209

9781368092203

Age Range: Adult

Barnes & Noble exclusive edition!

This Barnes & Noble Exclusive Edition features a gold foil jacket and includes 16 extra pages of Bill's twisted life advice!

This also displays a link for a "Signed Book", for the same price as the B&N Exclusive. It is a signed copy of the B&N Exclusive edition.

And just to round things off:

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THIS IS NOT A DRILL. It’s a dremel. Learn the difference at Ranger Henson’s woodworking workshop every other Wednesday at 11 at our Administration Building

That's it for now! I'm sure there will be more later, but time to post this.

reblog this if your account is a safe space for polyamorous and non-monag people or is owned by someone who is polyamorous or non-monogamous

op is a monogamous person who felt they haven't seen enough posts acknowledging this part of the queer community outside of non-monogamous circles and blogs

that is quite more understandable, I shall scurry off to find that so I can raise the banner of both gamzee and karkat

thank you :>

Vote homestuck trolls for president 2024 flags (poorly made on purpose)

Jax is confused

What the (*caine blooper*) did you do now?

Some gamtav (tavzee)

If your wondering where tavros’s legs are?

You know

If you don’t know

Chainsaw

(Sorry for bad quality)

I KNOW, when I last checked it I was like

oh, no drawings for the racist puffball horse guy :(

HEY! I’m tired and wanting to draw stuff!

Random homestuck character troll poll GO!

or comment if you want a dancestor

some davekat

Wait why the duck is it upside down

You took for granted the contents of your veins

Happy Johnkat Day 2023

(for those who don't know this is a song about John by a prominent Karkat voice actor.)