FINALLY Did Some Of The X Men & Dc Crossover Stuff That’s Been Rattling Around In My Head Lol. & Trust

Bruce once made an offhand comment about how no one wears watches anymore because they all use their phones to tell time

The next day Tim buys a smartwatch

Dick straps the hourglass he got from the dentist onto his wrist

Damian carries a bunch of candlesticks with nails in them and lights one whenever he needs a timer

Jason lugs around two industrial buckets of water to make a water clock

Steph gets an antique pocketwatch but it's carried around by a personal assistant that's coming out of Bruce's budget

Barbara buys a classroom clock and keeps it in her wheelchair pocket

Cass stands in a well-lit area and checks her shadow

Duke unearths a fifty-pound sundial and names it Duke II

Bruce no longer comments on Gen Z

Norse Mythology in pop culture: Machiavellian manipulator Odin buts heads with chaos entity Loki as they manipulate and murder those around them ina bid to destroy and dominate the nine realms with ASoIaF level political plots and a foreboding prophecy of doom hangs over their heads.

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Actual Norse Mythology:

Freya: *asleep in her bed when the phone rings. She picks up the reciever without saying a word.*

Odin: FREYA! YOU HAVE TO HELP US! LOKI AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY FUNNY TO DISGUISE OURSELVES AS DWARVEN PROSTITUTES AND INFILTRATE THIS GIANT KING'S PALACE BUT NOW LOKI IS PREGNANT I'M ENGAGED TO SEVEN DIFFERENT GIANTS, THERE'S THIS HORSE! CALL THOR SO HE CAN HIT THE PROBLEM REALLY HARD AND-

Freya: *hangs up the receiver, unplugs the phone, and goes back to sleep.*

WE JUST WATCHED SOME CLIPS FROM SKAM AT SCHOOL TODAY!!!!! HDHSKABDB

I actually love this

does anyone remember someone telling you the cheerios joke as a kid. the one about cheerios that live in a cheerio caste system

Today I remembered that I have free will and can do whatever I want so I decided to go out on a walk in the forest while it was pitch black outside :)

Follow for the same picture of a rock every day

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Hey don't cry. You exist at the same time as the elvisverse. Everything will be okay

insane of RvB to have been called Red vs Blue for like 21 years, 19 seasons and a movie, when the red team vs blue team conflict is already revealed to be bullshit by season 2 lmao

She has my whole heart.