The Kiss Runs In The Family

rewatching empires smp

Jizzie is beautiful and iconic in EVERY universe but i think my favorite so far is ALSMP Jizzie. Joel loves his wife and his wife eats garbage. He is right to love his wife.

So I started Breaking Bad…

i just watched broke and mountain and i actually cant stop crying im literally sobbing and i cant rn wtf i wanted gay cowboys not the saddest movie ive ever seen

Don’t mistreat the wildlife, Sniper.

13 year old Micky Mundy doesn’t give two shits.

Hey, buddy. Down here. You can control my gay ass using WASD (or arrrow keys).

The Average Garfield Strip

Garfield: Another day on this odie of an earth Jon, engaging in shenanigans: I NEED COCK Garfield, about to say a slur:

Sorry but nothing is funnier to me than Spy being an unsupportive father to Scout for ANY boyfriend he has.

Not because he’s homophobic, but because the thought of a dirty piss man, or a raccoon collecting war criminal, or a guy from TEXAS kissing his son makes him want to simultaneously projectile vomit and commit homicide.

He’d find out about his son’s relationship and show up to work the next day wearing this:

I wanna beeeeeee famoussssss

Cleo gets two versions bcs I am NOT used to seeing humancleo rather than zombiecleo. I based the confessionals off of random moments from various seasons 😼