tumblr adds are so funny. going from scrolling insta to scrolling tumblr is like crossing an aesthetic looking street, making it to the sidewalk and then immediately getting hit by a neon green truck with a frog face.
YouTube ads: (30 seconds of irrelevant wackiness) Oh hohohoho the creature wants the Food!
Facebook ads: (fabricated sponsored "news" article) Here is why, everyone is buying the new thing. Trust us everyone is buying it
TikTok ads: (paid actor) I just bought this thing and it totally changed my life! Join me on my Journey, with Product...
Tumblr ads: (ai generated image of heaven) The Truth About Your Elbows
why does this have so many notes. this is the most notes i’ve ever gotten. it’s not that funny. guys why are you laughing. guys—
“you belong in the kitchen” okay? and you belong in the soup. get Boiled idiot.
im literally so hot (sleep deprived, dehydrated, lost in the daze)
Sometimes I slap myself as hard as possible then tell myself to lock the fuck in or im. A homosexual
happy ostara!
“you belong in the kitchen” okay? and you belong in the soup. get Boiled idiot.
“you belong in the kitchen” okay? and you belong in the soup. get Boiled idiot.
hot take: i love that black cats are seen as a bad omen bc it means i can gatekeep them and have them all to myself.
*flirting* what if i like beat you to death with a frying pan?
so down bad i accused her of witchcraft
if i don’t get asked to prom im crashing out but if i get asked by someone i don’t like im also crashing out but if i get asked by the person i like i’ll probably crash out so idk. losing ig.
ideas, art, fandom stuff and shower thoughts. think about a group of gay neurodivergent teens sitting in an empty classroom room at lunch. that’s what this blogs energy is. asks open. please ask.
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