Emo As Bitch

when shit is so downhill that you have to put yourself in the soup

whether or not i ate today is not the question. ofc i ate today. i always eat. the question should be WHAT i ate today. bc Babygirl. i be Ingesting things you couldn’t even imagine.

so down bad for this girl that i had to check and make sure she wasn’t using witchcraft on me.

🌻

i just won a game and to celebrate i made everyone lose The Game.

hot take: i love that black cats are seen as a bad omen bc it means i can gatekeep them and have them all to myself.

me too tho. :/

Your secrets stay safe with me because I don't have any friends to share them with.

have both girl and guy friends is wild because i walked out of a conversation about swords and into a conversation about armpit hair. now try and guess who was talking about what.

it’s doing what??

just got an absolutely FIRE matcha latte from my coffee shop who’s income is almost solely from the purchases i make on a weekly basis. (i am now broke.)

the other night i had a nightmare that my mom was cheating on my dad with mr beast and i was trying to warn my mom that he was evil but he was right there so i couldn’t outright say anything and i literally woke up in a cold sweat it was terrifying