Making Of: Be More Chill Original Cast Recording more like ODE TO JOE FRICKIN ICONIS
major One Piece arcs, or as i like to describe them
Hachiko and the evil clown pirates
Pinnochio’s origin story
pirates vs. chefs vs. Dracula
literal loan sharks
Pinnochio 2.0 except it’s just the whale’s sad backstory
norse giants on jarassic park
Rudolph except sadder and worse
Mafia Boss Captain Hook Tries To Take Over Egypt And Nearly Succeeds
god tries to kill everyone for shits an grins and then flies to the moon
alternatively: native american history, the anime arc
play silly games while evil count chocula steals your friends
furry spies, sad boats, and government conspiracies
halloweentown: the island
cyborgs, bubbles, and racism
medusa + amazons
Dante’s Inferno
mini world war 1
The Little Mermaid except with more racism
this is why kids shouldn’t take candy from strangers
Toy Story in spain with gladiators
furries: the elephant
Alice in Wonderland meets super sentai assassins meets The Godfather
Musicals Badly Explained With Out Of Context Falsettos Lyrics
Avenue Q- “Life is crappy”
Be More Chill- “He was horny”
The Book of Mormon- “Religion’s just a trap”
Dear Evan Hansen- “I’m neurotic, he’s neurotic They’re neurotic, we’re neurotic” alt- “I worry a lot I worry a lot I worry a lot”
Hamilton- “We like fighting most”
Les Misérables- “I… I can’t believe she loves you”
Mean Girls- “She just likes the way you dress” / “Well, who wouldn’t”
Something Rotten- “I have something rotten Which appears though now it’s well forgotten”
RENT- “Sex and games in New York City” alt- “Could you please make my friend stop dying?”
Heathers- “Do not ever slit your wrists”
Newsies- “I don’t live the life of a normal child”
Legally Blonde- “I think, perhaps, I’m overdressed”
Into The Woods- “What a mess this is this family”
Spring Awakening- “Everyone hates his parents”
Waitress- “And Jesus Christ a Doctor!”
Chicago- “Or perhaps that’s an alibi” / “Yeah, perhaps it is” / “Yeah, I don’t care to discuss it”
The Band’s Visit- “Four Jews itching for answers”
EDIT (aka add ons from the comments)
Carrie- “Go ahead and kill your mother”
Miss Saigon- “Just because you failed as parents”
HERE WE ARE *SMASHES DOOR DOWN* GOING FAR TO SAVE ALL THAT WE LOVE *BREAKS WINDOW* IF WE GIVE ALL WE’VE GOT *ROLLS ON FLOOR* WE WILL MAKE IT THROUGH *SCREAMS AT AIRPLANE IN THE SKY* HERE WE ARE LIKE A STAR *CARTWHEELS* SHINING BRIGHT ON YOUR WORLD TODAAAAAAY *RIPS SHIRT OFF* MAKE EVIL GO AWAAAAY
toxic masculinity is men only wanting to see Hugh Jackman in violent action films while he just wants to sing show tunes
That’s what you want for me? To be shut up in some prison for the criminally insane and drugged out of my mind?
I don’t know what I want for you. What I really want is something that can never happen.
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They didn’t allow Salem to talk in the reboot because he’d be too powerful.
The cover of Lord of Shadows! Julian and the skyline of modern London, which we will be visiting along with the Blackthorns in LoS. Lord of Shadows will be released May 23, 2017. #tda #thedarkartifices
Fanfic : Lucy Heartfilia gets -
Me : hoe don't do it
Fanfic : -kicKED OUT OF THE GUILD AND REPLACED WITH LISANNA AND GOES ON A JOURNEY AND A YEAR LA-
Me : oH MY GOD