Fuckin

You'll never fuck a weird bitch if you have no whimsy

having a bad memory sucks but it's even worse when you have an inconstantly bad memory. first kiss? no clue. when i realised i was trans? i dunno, some time in highschool i think. drinking orange juice in my grandma's car when i was 6? crystal clear, baby.

gas pumps are sexual in the way that gasoline smells so good and the nozzles are inherently phallic yet society says you cant do anything about that

Things I have said to myself whilst writing an essay:

I cant call him a faggot (DW I CAN SAY IT IM GAY) because he is a genius who is also my ancestor- *Went to check biography for info on his love life* FUCK and I should not disrespect the dead but BY GOD do I want to

Man I would not survive without google. I Couldnt imagine having to go through a dictionary- shit no wrong one. The one with synonyms... Th...... something Thochuary Thoturary. (It was a thesaurus)

Therios (Its that one word pronounces theer ees) (its fucking late) (ASnd I hate key

borafs)

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Monster fucker but it's just Dazai and Corruption Chuuya

I'm fucking crying

They win for best reply in that entire comment section

if tumblr shuts down you can find me on top of your mom #sexualintercourse

Soukoku 🖤🖤 text posts

YALL

My fucking friend

Just saw like

A meme on Pinterest where it was like a crow smoking

Saying smthn like 'Edgar Allen Poe? I haven't heard that name in years' or some shit

And one of the comments said BSD reference?

And so she asked me to explain it

So I did

Then I did something I'm honestly kinda horrified at myself for doing

I told her to read the powdered donuts fic if she wants to know more about Poe 😭😭

I'm going to hell

What the fuck