I Was Brough Up Right

Jacob: *plays only you*

Staci:

3D Hakob

Go say thank you to @pande-monty-um for asking me to make this Jacob's head perspective sheet. Feel free to use it for reference (especially if you then provide us with some hot Hakob content ohoho) or just for staring respectfully (lies). Here is a higher-than-tumblr-quality version. If you want some more Jacobs looking at you from above, I got you fam!!!

Ok, this is peak Jaci for me

A team of wild judges couldn't tear them apart

when the shit your homie says is so unhinged you have to double take

On second thought, I present to you the concept of the tyrannic TA and his unfortunate professor

Alumnus - Alumni

Octopus - Octopi

Anus - Ani (in case you didn’t know this one, kids)

x - Jaci

So x would be???? Jacus? As in Jackass?

Implying that Jaci is a ship that represents a multitude of Jackass people?

Makes sense.

Stay tuned for more delulu linguistic analysis (or check out some of the previous ones).

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Deputy Stacy Pratt

One of your fellow Hope County Deputies who's a good cop when his ego doesn't get in the way.

I can't believe this description is official. It hurts :/

Pathetic

Guys, I think dirty cop Deputy Seed is scared of his boss. No, not Whitehorse. The other boss. His nemesis. The one he hates.

The one he holds hands with.

Kudos to @pande-monty-um for the idea!

Next John Wick?

Yes, I did steal the beard from John. Yes, I did color it black.

Only you

Staci: *looks at everyone around*

Jacob: 1, 2, eyes on the target (pratt)