"Each Day, You Must Choose The Pain Of Discipline Or The Pain Of Regret" - Jacob Pratt

Somethin' meaty for the main course That's a fine lookin' high horse What you got in the stable?

Hey Mr. Officer

Prett: "Hey there, pretty lady"

Side Quest From Cartel

Boss Staci: "Alright, Seed, ready to take the order?" Cop Jacob: "Sure. What am I getting?"

Boss Staci: "Eighteen pounds of cocaine." Cop Jacob: "Solid start."

Boss Staci: "Twelve pounds of crack." Cop Jacob: "Love the consistency. Next?"

Boss Staci: "Two large-" Cop Jacob: "Hold on, is this another drug-" Boss Staci: "Two LARGE tubs of vanilla ice cream." Cop Jacob: "…Do I even want to know why?"

Boss Staci: "Seven male strippers in cop uniforms." Cop Jacob: "Let me get this straight-"

Boss Staci: "No, not straight. They should be gay." Cop Jacob: "Are you shitting me?"

Boss Staci: "Also, make sure none of them are white. I can't see the coke on them if they are." Cop Jacob: "For fuck's sake… You done?"

🗣I repeat 🗣

I repeat-- Twink Jacob with a full head of hair

DOES. NOT. EXIST.

He can’t hurt you.

Staci Silver and Jacob Flint

What do you mean Jacob and Staci are not a canon ship?

I have seen them (a little hot shit in his 20s and a grumpy ginger man in his 40s) in a ship, on a ship, sailing the said ship for 2 seasons straight and 2 seasons gay.

They are very much cannon.

ba dum tss

they give "the tyrannic professor and his unfortunate TA" energy in every universe

and I love them for that

This particular illustration of John gives very strong sons of anarchy vibes.

In fact, can we pls have a movie adaptation where ALL the Seed brothers are played by Charlie Hunnam?

Bonus points if he also portrays Faith.

Edit: Okay, it seems there is an actual adaptation, and Charlie, in fact, plays all the siblings.

My Lord, My Liege

Is it just me, or does Staci look absolutely regal with this particular face texture?

You can put this on the opposite wall, thus forcing them into an endless finger-pointing competition purgatory.

(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)

Update on my Jacob poster, I just woke up to pee at around 6:30 AM, and this scared me so bad. I was half asleep and partially convinced that I got Isekai'd into the worst possible universe in one of Jacob's outposts. I guess the art is a success at making it feel like a real propaganda drawing for me. Need him tho

3D Staci

I made this sheet before Jacob's, it turned out a bit worse, and I am angry about that. But still, feel free to use (or stare 👀). Here is a higher-than-tumblr-quality version.