Still In Gardenview Orchards

Für Pfirsiche

Needless to say, Peaches was not impressed.

Imagine letting your partner become unavailable because of a random skunk

This particular illustration of John gives very strong sons of anarchy vibes.

In fact, can we pls have a movie adaptation where ALL the Seed brothers are played by Charlie Hunnam?

Bonus points if he also portrays Faith.

Edit: Okay, it seems there is an actual adaptation, and Charlie, in fact, plays all the siblings.

Don't ask me about Jacob's accessory choices, pls.

Side Quest From Cartel

Boss Staci: "Alright, Seed, ready to take the order?" Cop Jacob: "Sure. What am I getting?"

Boss Staci: "Eighteen pounds of cocaine." Cop Jacob: "Solid start."

Boss Staci: "Twelve pounds of crack." Cop Jacob: "Love the consistency. Next?"

Boss Staci: "Two large-" Cop Jacob: "Hold on, is this another drug-" Boss Staci: "Two LARGE tubs of vanilla ice cream." Cop Jacob: "…Do I even want to know why?"

Boss Staci: "Seven male strippers in cop uniforms." Cop Jacob: "Let me get this straight-"

Boss Staci: "No, not straight. They should be gay." Cop Jacob: "Are you shitting me?"

Boss Staci: "Also, make sure none of them are white. I can't see the coke on them if they are." Cop Jacob: "For fuck's sake… You done?"

Good Cop, Bad Cop, Ugly Cop?

@gunpowdernlead said "he actually looks like a cop now" to this haircut. Thus, here is some brutal-manly-man-cop-police-officer Staci Bratt for you people:

And here is a less brutal-manly-man-cop-police-officer Staci Bratt

I was thinking about this post the whole time while recording these.

Pratt is indeed blubblubblubing and has no intention of staying in those haunted waters, no sir

Puts you in deathroll (affectionately)

Deputy Seed in Action!

Turns out, it was not Deputy Rook who saved Staci; it was his fellow partner, Deputy Seed.

According to the report, Seed saved Staci from captivity, and they spent days hiding from the enemy in the forest. It is unknown what happened during that time.

It is also unknown why Deputy Seed didn't help his fellow officer remove the duct tape all this time.

We asked Deputy Pratt to share his side of the story. His comments follow below:

"Nnngh, mmm mmmph mmph mm-mm!"

We have yet to find out what exactly the deputy meant by that.

Why is he seed-eyeing us?

Wait, why do we hear Only You by The Platters playing?

Father, into your hands I commend my spirit Father, into your hands Why have you forsaken me? In your eyes forsaken me In your thoughts forsaken me In your heart forsaken me, oh