Predator Poofs

Side Quest From Cartel

Boss Staci: "Alright, Seed, ready to take the order?" Cop Jacob: "Sure. What am I getting?"

Boss Staci: "Eighteen pounds of cocaine." Cop Jacob: "Solid start."

Boss Staci: "Twelve pounds of crack." Cop Jacob: "Love the consistency. Next?"

Boss Staci: "Two large-" Cop Jacob: "Hold on, is this another drug-" Boss Staci: "Two LARGE tubs of vanilla ice cream." Cop Jacob: "…Do I even want to know why?"

Boss Staci: "Seven male strippers in cop uniforms." Cop Jacob: "Let me get this straight-"

Boss Staci: "No, not straight. They should be gay." Cop Jacob: "Are you shitting me?"

Boss Staci: "Also, make sure none of them are white. I can't see the coke on them if they are." Cop Jacob: "For fuck's sake… You done?"

Somethin' meaty for the main course That's a fine lookin' high horse What you got in the stable?

These two seem like the type to never read the "NO HIKING" warnings and then be all Pikachu-faced when shit like this happens.

Or maybe Staci hoped to outrun, and Jacob hoped to trip?

How The Turn Tables

Fuck around, and find out. Everyone has their limits

Oh no, the tables have turned. Again.

Meet Cartel Boss Staci's twin brother:

Mob King Stacy.

Yes, their parents named them Staci and Stacy. They also refused to elaborate further.

two bros chillin’ at a hot spring 1.5 feet apart

am i interrupting something here?

Important Question

Ok, guys, let's settle this down. Which Seed brother's beard looks best on Staci?

John's

Jacob's

Joseph's

Jacob's in original color (CUZ WHY NOT?)

Für Pfirsiche

Needless to say, Peaches was not impressed.

Joseph-Sense (?!)

Getting bitten by a spider gives you superpowers.

Getting bitten by a Joseph Seed, on the other hand...

makes you preach some nonsense?

Have You?