Realest Thing I’ve Seen All Day

Intro/Masterlist

About me: 

❥  Hi, I’m Lucy! I’m 20 years old, and my pronouns are she/her. I’m helplessly in love with Josh Hutcherson and Milo Manheim.

❥  I’m not exactly new to fan fiction writing, but i’ve never ever posted my works until I made this account. Ever since I started writing fics, it’s been my dream to have other people read and enjoy my work, so every comment and repost means the world to me!

❥ Also, please feel free to leave me any questions or requests! I’d love to write out your guys ideas.

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Who i’ll write for:

Josh’s characters: Clapton, Mike, Derek, Sean, Futturman, Billy and maybe Peeta

Milo’s characters: Ryan, Wally, Zed, Nico (This is mainly a Jhutch account, but I also have some Milo fan followers.)

(I have over 20 celeb crushes but I’m trying to keep this account to my two main ones…)

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Things I WILL write: 

• Smut, fluff, angst, oneshots

Things I WONT write:

• extreme/downright nasty kinks or fetishes 

• immoral/illegal kinks

• I will not write for real people. It’s just something I feel uncomfortable doing.

I’ve only written for female characters, but I am 100% open to writing gender nuteral and male characters! 

My works

Mike Schmidt 

We are never, ever getting back together. (18+)

Summary: You moved houses and jobs just to get away from Mike after he abandoned you and your 6-year relationship. But, one day he shows up in the vacant apartment next to yours. You quickly make it your mission to make every night a living hell for him with the (unknowing) help of your old high school fling.

WC: 8.2k (so far)

type: fluff/smut/angst, fem!reader

pt 1 pt2 pt 3

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Clapton Davis

We are never, ever getting back together. (18+)

type: smut, fem!reader

(first chapter only)

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Teenage dream

Summary: You have a crush on your best friend, Clapton, and soon he finds out. (request)

WC: 1k

type: fluff, male!reader

Read here

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Derek Danforth

Bad idea, right? (18+)

Summary: You drunkenly bump into Derek at one of his parties.

WC: 2.5k

type: smut, fem!reader

Read here

i do i swear 🙏🙏

hey mikey wikey poo 🥺!!!

just wanted to let you know i have 3 holes for a reason 😍🙏

What the fuck? Who talks like this? I know which hole I'm fucking picking. Shut you the fuck up.

Well? Don't make me wait. I've had a long day.

HELPPP it’s so funny to me how she pulls it up then immediately brushes it back down

This scene of Mike and Abby in the FNAF movie makes me feel like a victorian man seeing an inch of ankle

When do we get part 3 of we are never getting back together, I'm going feral

IM SO SORRY 🙏

I have really bad writers block, but I have maybe 1k words done so far. I’ll try to get it out soon! Thank you all for your patience!!

LITERALLY.

and when the movie is so new there’s a voice talking over the actual movie

i love his giggle after Wallace mentions sex workers

OMG please!

someone NEEDS to make a Sean account

he’s the only one we’re missing ☹️☹️

this is supposed to be a professional art account, but i cannot handle the way this man just looks. THOSE GODDAMN FUCK ME EYES I AM FOLDING GNAWING AT THE IRON BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE

please omg 🙏

the crowd has to know what’s the craziest thing you’ve done in bed

One time I was pounding this girl and I guess it was a little too fucking hard because she passed out.

I immediately stopped and just kinda stared at her for a second. And then I got dressed and called my advisor, Wallace. He called someone and they took her to the hospital… and I felt bad so I ordered her flowers and visited her.

And then I fucked her in the hospital bed when she woke up and said that she never came.

The doctors caught us. But I still made her cum.

SCHOOL SPIRITS (2023-) S02E02―Field of Screams

i love his giggle after Wallace mentions sex workers