me in two weeks after Big Mouse shuts this place down for allowing someone to make money out of fanart of loki getting railed by owen wilson’s character:
i made a new uquiz to figure out what kind of guy you are
That Was Stronger Than Expected
Teenage Shouto talking about his older brother that's "very emotional" and "is a big cry baby". Everyone in Class 1-A, especially those who have met Fuyumi, imagines Touya as this adorable angel who could do no wrong.
Cut to two weeks later and a black haired, piercing filled man with the most shit eating of smirks is seen at the entrance of the school, about to pick up Shouto. He almost got Bakugou to blow up one of the walls and definitely got the number of visiting pro hero Hawks while he was waiting for Shouto's class to end.
Class 1-A is very, very confused. This is the crybaby older brother Shouto was talking about?? Bitch where???
If I watch one more person die after yelling “climb” in Cassian’s general direction I’m gonna start throwing stuff
Out of Touch
okay, so considering that John Cena follows a handful of bakudeku accounts and a kiribaku account, just wait till he finds out about kiribakudeku.
look at him. if you even care btw
1. Buy out all the chapstick and lip balm from your local dollar store
2. Melt it all together in the microwave and pour it around yourself in a circle outside
3. Sing “Kumbaya, my Lord,” until you hear thunder
4. Once you hear thunder, break the chapstick circle with your foot
5. Scream as Crusty Rat Man sprints towards you on all fours like a rabid dog