The Way This Entire Can Of Coke Fits Exactly In This Coke Glass

fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

I’ve never had a reheading go this horribly before. I’d say I’m pretty good at beheading- I may have broken a neck once or twice, but never any parts I actually liked or intended on keeping, and usually a reheading is the easiest thing, right? Just a little squish and a pop and done, a complete person. But this time it just- it just won’t go back on the body?? Which is incredibly frustrating but also, like, why??

And the funniest thing is, I’m not even swapping a head!! This is a curvy dancer head going onto a curvy dancer body!! They match!! This should have been so simple!! But no, this head’s just flopping around like a limp flaccid idiot and my hands are all red and sore now but the head just isn’t attaching all the way!!

Today I did six beheadings and two other reheadings, and I wanted to get this one attached so I could take a picture, but somehow it just isn’t working!! The head is just getting squished around but isn’t stretching over the neck right!! And I’m way too lazy to go and boil the head just to make the slip easier!! And I don’t wanna keep forcing it cuz I might break something but this is!! So frustrating!!

Like, what could I possibly be doing wrong!! Fuck!!

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I love that thing when people get a little bit tongue-tied and garble what they’re trying to say so they make a little “blegh” 👅 noise and start over. verbal reset button. hitting the top of the tv to unscramble the signal

Soup!!!

ITS GONNA BE SPLATFEST SOON!! FRIENDLY DAMN REMINDER BC I WAS BEING THRASHED WHILE I TRIED TO PRACTICE EARLIER.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if the phrase "self care" doesn't resonate with you, try calling it "system maintenance" and see if that clicks.

I was a dreams moth! Back then the seasons were much more obvious due to how small the maps were, which made it very easy for me to find. I was able to find and complete some of the quests even before I’d made it through to the end of valley/wasteland with the help of a friend. Of course I locked myself out of the area and failed the challenges numerous times, but that’s beside the point.

Hey I'm curious. Did anyone not get any cosmetics during their starter season because they didn't understand the game?

Bonus: Reblog and tell me the season that you got sky during, helps with the sample size.

My story/ramble under the cut

I'm a passage moth, but...... I had absolutely no idea there were cosmetics or even seasons when I started last year. I played up through forest and stopped at Valley, as I just didn't get what I was doing. So... result is i have nothing from my starting season.

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

Reblog to make it die faster