“So Let Me Get This Straight. We’re Here To Rescue A Princess.”

stop normalizing ai use in fandom 👎

Lesbian flag Seychellized.

Look at this art my friend made it’s freaking awesome dude great job

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

HONK!!!

Honk and you will see this

I assume it is a symbol of light. You can only see this when you honk nothing else. I don’t see anyone use this yet.

"Why don't people recognize Link in TOTK" bc everyone imagines the legendary swordsman to be built like Ganondorf and Link doesn't bother correcting anyone bc being hailed as a hero is like on the bottom of his priorities, which are topped by things like "Bake one of every pie"

i think ive got a blood pressure problem i dont think ur spozed to hear blood pumping in your pillow

if you’re reading this, it’s a sign that the thing you’re anxious about will go well. take a deep breath and trust yourself.

Me: “The food webs we try to teach children and the public are too simple to get the point across. Why do they never bother to show the more intricate relationships between specific species? It can’t be that hard to represent with basic teaching tools... I’ll make the thing!”

The thing:

Me: “....I get it now.”