[discussing serious and unrelated overarching problem]
ron: of course, your stress levels arent helping out either
draco, very seriously: we should make out about it
ron, genuinely and seriously considering it for a moment: that would be a terrible idea
draco: drats.
[silence as ron tries to figure out if that was for-fun-flirting or genuine interest]
the dron interactions in my fic are boutta be wild bc they're gonna be in such a ginormous grey area where they know they're both somewhat gay + acknowledge they're acting Pretty gay rn with each other + do nothing about it
"no time to hash this out we have a mission to accomplish" type shit bc i suck :) ---
ron, annoyed, nudging a clingy draco away but not far enough to acc move him: stop it you're being so gay rn
draco, offended: i'm the one being gay?? let go of my hand!
this is what we mean when we say “defund the police”
(This is, obviously, very condensed. Also, feudalism looked different in different European nations. Here, I’m focusing more on Britain. It wasn’t the first place to introduce modern capitalism but is a big part of the story.)
i knew this conceptually, but like you dont really KNOW that public school is designed to set you up to be a good worker bee until you're cracking out a report, after hours, at 7 pm on a monday night and it hits you; oh, i'm doing homework, this is why they made me do homework, and suddenly i'm feeling it in my chest. i cant believe i was raised by the state to be an automaton, and worse, i am one of the lucky robots who isn't doing manual labor.
Sirius getting in trouble and McGonagall not calling his parents because Sirius was disowned, but also not calling the Potters because they had to take care of talking to James.
So, she decides to bring Regulus to her office and just let him yell at Sirius.
why don’t you read a poem about the sunrise written 5 centuries ago and contemplate the fact that we have been writing about the same sun for centuries upon centuries and then maybe you’ll calm down
- There, there
Urgent mental support
Were you aware what when you promote Dron, it's as if you are, in fact, peddling crack?
I've immersed myself in all Draco x (Golden Trio + Ginny) ships at this point and NOTHING hits like Dron. I'm convinced no other Harry Potter ship could.
Thank you for putting me onto Dron. But also screw you because they make me useless. All it takes is someone mentioning Dron and I descend into at least a twenty-minute fantasy about these two dickheads.
me logging on to purposely spread dronsense on the internet:
released ch5 of inspiral from its cage 😌 at long last:
In which Ron is consulted on his opinions on aesthetics for some reason,,,,,,
comedic highlights in this post! this is the most sitcom-y chapter so far, and can honestly be read alone if you rlly like the trio + nev + patil twins and their chaotic friendship! also for chess players, hairstyling enjoyers, and lee jordan appreciators
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