Hear Me Out- If Kevin Wasn’t Good At Exy He Wouldn’t Have Survived. His Love For It Is Partly A Survival

Swiss: *walks into the ghoul common room* Sup, heteros? Dewdrop: *stops making out with Aether* The fuck did you just call me?!

i wish you guys could read the amazing fic i haven't written and probably will never write, it's fire

Imagine after ELEVEN YEARS she announces a new spin off series to close out a characters story who was originally supposed to die, and then at 1am on a random Wednesday SAYS SHES WRITING TWO MORE BOOKS AND THEYRE ABOUT KEVIN FUCKING DAY

iii going onstage for the sole purpose of being fake fucked by vessel in front of everyone’s salad

chatgpt is the coward's way out. if you have a paper due in 40 minutes you should be chugging six energy drinks, blasting frantic circus music so loud you shatter an eardrum, and typing the most dogshit essay mankind has ever seen with your own carpel tunnel laden hands

neil rlly does spend a lot of time insulting andrew's height in tfc for a guy who is 3 inches taller and also cant see the top of the fridge / reach the top cupboard / be at other people's eye level

Andrew has figured out the best way to stop a fight on the court.

she is a breathtaking constellation of gleaming stars in the midnight dark of my life

“The standard concept of gimmickry is none of our concern. We are here to deliver a message; touch people in their hearts and subconscious minds. Soon, regardless of cynicism, you will all be followers. “

I think he meant that as a threat AND a promise.