Monty Being Captain Hook In The New Descendants Movie Is So Not What I Had On My Bingo Card For This

bitch this is all you’re gonna get. this life, this face, this body. you better not ‘maybe in another universe’ your way out of everything. sit your ass down and face this. go make tea and have a picnic and read a goddamn book. kiss your loved ones, send that damn text, and hug your siblings. this is all you’re gonna get.

Wayyyy later than what I expected to finish, I'm finally finished with my Payneland fencing fic! Thank you so much to everybody that offered themselves as my beta, I really appreciate that!

Relationships: Edwin Payne/Charles Rowland, Edwin Payne & Charles Rowland (the fic focus on their friendship specifically, the romance is just an ending bonus).

Rating: gen

Trigger warnings: blades/ fencing, dysfunctional gays, Charles that's so fucking gay you cannot say that to your platonic best friend,

Other stuff: fencer Edwin Payne, touch starved Charles & touch starved Edwin if you squint, love confession, hurt/comfort, eventual cuddling, teens being teens, slight miscommunication the first half of the fic, okay they're really miscommunicating at the start but it gets better don't worry!

Link to the snippet

Edwin and Charles' friendship come first before anything else, before any romantic feelings ever even started. This is why when shortly after Port Townsend when Charles is starting to act off and Edwin feels it's because of his confession affecting them, although Charles is denying the accusation, he confronts Charles to talk with him again the way they do things: He makes him fence with him.

And Charles can never tell Edwin no, is he? Or: Charles tried to isolate himself away from Edwin, Edwin couldn't let that stand. The boys being teenagers and fooling around fencing.

Based on my fencing history so I actually come with knowledge about that! I kinda took advantage of that for creating this fic.

I hope you'll like it! I really enjoyed writing it. Charles is my favourite out of them but damn fencer Edwin is ruining my brain.

OMG I'm so flattered I was tagged! Thank you! I love this sort of stuff!

Last song I listened to: Boys Don't Cry by Oliver Cronin (I listened to it for Charles Rowland inspiration for the fic I'm writing). Also Punching Bag by PALAYE ROYALE (also for Charles inspiration).

Currently watching: Dead Boy Detectives, I'm emotionally incapable of moving on from this crazy good show at the moment. I have waited for it for years and it did not disappoint.

Sweet/Savoury/Spicy? I don't know. I can't handle spice although I like the taste, I really like both sweet and savoury but at the end of the day it's probably sweet for me lol.

Relationship status: single and confused as fuck about who am I attracted to/ how my attraction works (aro ace specs) so there's nothing to even talk about at the moment. Much like Edwin, I have no riz, unlike him, I don't have tons of people attracted to my autistic swag.

Current obsession: Dead Boy Detectives all the way baby. This hyperfixation is going strong. Also DC trans characters (Xanthe Zhou, Jules Jourdain, Galaxy, Aerie, etc. Mostly the Spirit World comic of Xanthe and John Constantine). And a few other vertigo characters (Tefé Holland John Constantine Madame Xanadu Lucifer and etc). Yeah I'm mostly a DC person.

Also Sandman! Specially Delirium. Delirium the love of my life I love her so much and I'm so excited for her to appear. Also Death Destruction and Desire but mostly Delirium (Del my love).

Tbh I don't know enough people to tag 9 or even 5 people I'm way too socially anxious for that, so I'll just tag 2 people that seemed really cool so far I would like to get to know better-

@that-trans-autistic-guy @shaylogic

Sorry if you were already tagged in that. Love your content!

9 people you'd like to get to know better

(but it's five, not nine)

I was tagged by the lovely @frankenstein-ate-my-left-shoe !

Last Song I listened to: Eye of the Night By Conan Gray, i've been obsessively listening to his new album on repeat

Currently Watching: I've been rewatching Dead Boy Detective on Netflix as well as Psych, and the the new Doctor Who because Ncuti Gatwa is a sweetheart.

Sweet/Savoury/Spicy?: Savoury, especially ketchup chips!

Relationship Status: Recently out of a relationship, i feel weirdly good about it.

Current Obsession: Steddie is never leaving my brain (obviously), but Dead Boy Detectives has been a sweet favourite of my mind lately!

The people i'd like to tag have no obligation to answer, just know that i like seeing you all on my dash: @sugarkat , @hexiewrites , @edwins-pain , @sourw0lfs , @little-birch-boy

Death can't die!!!!!!!!!!!

Death of the Endless can't die!!!!!!!!

How is Death not there?

She's strong as Lucifer if not more.

She'll be the last one stand simply because you can't take her down. The rules of the universe don't apply on her.

Anyone who read the Lucifer 2016 run knows that god in Lucifer's universe is dead. The presence has died.

But Death? You can't kill her. She'll exist until the last soul dies. Which means she'll stand after EVERYONE. As long there is life there's death. And she's both - she's the concept of life and Death.

Also this things are not about who is the strongest it's about who has the most survival skills-

Even John Constantine bend the presence to his will and tricked him into a deal or something.

This whole list is wrong because they only consider strength and not the ability to adapt and the survival skills. Some of them may be strong but they're not creative at all.

No hate on the person, I just think the AI is stupid as hell.

putting this on queue to not post everything so fast (the last two were 1 | 2 if you are interested).

This one is more about him and Jayden (although nonetheless fundamental to the fandom and important) rather than show questions, I just wanted something to cheer me up I asked him to tell me about Jayden if he would be willing to!

I cut the beginning on this one because the first part is more personal.

Oh my heart. I love them. I'm so happy they have each other the same way Charles and Edwin have!

Currently obsessed with a cancelled show that probably won't be getting a season two and yet is all I can think about.

Random funny scene idea I've had in my head:

Billy to Agatha: I want to be a witch! Teach me how to be a witch!

Agatha: ooh sorry kid you can't call yourself that- you see that's a bit problematic with the whole you being Jewish and all, they'll cancel us so fast. You can be a.... A wizard though! I think. A wiccan maybe?

Always happy to introduce more people to this badass characters! I wish more people knew about them.

This is my list of a potential candidates I would like to see in a Teen Titans team:

Crush, daughter of Lobo. Half alien half human, full chaotic.

Tefé Holland, daughter of Swamp Thing. Super powerful super teen angst.

Anita Fite/Empress (I just need her to return somewhere in DC)

Harper Row/Blue Bird. Much more original bat choice than adding the same Robin or Batgirl again.

Galaxy, an alien superhero. She's such a cool character I hope she'll get more explored.

Alysia Yeoh/Batgirl. (She was originally supposed to be Batgirl. DC I beg you to go back to that storyline and make it happen).

Connor Hawk/Green Arrow. I think he would make a great team leader.

Static Shock (no actual reason I just think it would be cool to see him).

The Aerie. I know people consider them terrorist but they are just an extremist activist. Yes they kill people but they mostly fight currapt politicians and bad people. They are so cool and I think they would get along well in a team.

(and Bette Kane might be a nice touch to add as well, same reason as Anita).

Unconventiona list? Yes. Am I completely delirious and daydreaming? Absolutely. But those are my top choices of characters I think would be interesting to see in a Teen Titans team.

DC please give them more comics I am dying here.

Finally finished my Dead Boy Detectives fic!

It's just fluff about Edwin and Charles. The boys took control over my head I can't write or read anything else.

Warnings: none. It's just fluff.

Word count: 2,000 words.

Relationships: Edwin Payne/Charles Rowland, Edwin Payne&Charles Rowland.

Summary: After the hell confession, Edwin tries to refrain from touching Charles, to not make him feel like he's overstepping the bounds of a normal friendship.

Charles, that loves touch, is sick of it. And confronts Edwin what's going on?

(Including kissing and cuddling later).

Or basically just Edwin tries to stay away and Charles pulling him close.

(Very fluff no plot).

Heavily inspired by this tumblr post.

How did people got "a straight guy rejecting a gay guy" from "I can't answer you right now but we have forever to figure it out" Charles Rowland I'll never understand.