Every Song Is A Ship Song If You’re In Too Deep

It’s fine because I’m actually using a secret technique called writing it in my head and nowhere else.

If you or someone you know has been personally victimized by a ship where Finn Wolfhard falls in love with his male childhood best friend, you could be entitled to financial compensation.

merry chrifhm. is chrism. merry crisis

^^clean version lol

anyone please ask your crush out like this

Diego: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Five: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents

Diego: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Luther: Actually I did the math, Five would have $225, not $0.15

Five: did i ask you to fucking input....

Klaus: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Diego: while you’re there could you buy me an apple juice please?

Klaus: Sorry I only have a dollar

Diego: :(

Luther: Hey I just realized guys, Five would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Klaus: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Luther: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Allison: Yeah and he wants soda and apply juice

Luther: Apply juice to what

Vanya: Directly to the forehead

Five: Great chat everyone

horikoshi sensei: listen I know I’ve spent the past decade or so flexing my ability to draw hands but I’m about to throw all you fanartists a bone

tragic gay

I ship this ship because:

I have eyes

I can see

I am the smartest person in the room

I receive divine revelations about them in the dead of night, alone in my chambers

Umbrella Academy season 2, everything is the exact same but Klaus is wearing this the entire time

How does anything get done on the set of Good Omens when David Tennant look like THAT

We keep him in a box until we're ready to shoot.