Decided To Fuse Two Pokémon. Its Dragonshrew.

Cala Maria fanart

band director: alright, now i know that there's literal hail and tornados right now but we're still going outside to work the 3rd piece.

Banana?

Korinn-*places banana on alter*

Xavier- “Where did you get the banana?”

Korinn- “From the chest in the ceiling.”

Ea- “Oh! Right the banana!”

Xavier- “So that’s what was in the chest!”

Tolk- “There was a chest?!”

never let him forget that he said that

Pin for survivors

The party was attacked by a colony of wererats in a cave system. The wizard/rogue had a plan to use a scroll of mass teleport to escape, but everyone had to be within 20 feet of him, and the warlock was about to run down a corridor deeper into the wererat colony to take out as many as possible. The paladin cast Compelled Duel on the warlock to force him to attack her and move within 20 feet of the wizard/rogue.

Warlock: I’m going to kill you now!

Paladin: First you have to hit me!

Warlock: What’s your armor class without your armor on?

Paladin: What?

Warlock: I cast Command– “STRIP!”

Druid: Wait, if we hit a dude in the nuts they take force damage?

DM: Yep.

Fighter: Damn. I should have been kicking people more.

Warlock: An eldritch blast to the dick.

the different rows in concert band

1st row: most well behaved, small, usually filled with flutes

2nd row: some whispering. usually clarinets, french horns, other woodwinds

3rd row: whispering and giggling widespread. trumpets and maybe low brass

4th row: the most chill; the quietest row. tubas and low brass

5th row, percussion: Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here