The Hannibal Fandom Used To Be Funny, But Now You're All Just Sad And Horny

ok i just wanna check something.... reblog if you've never watched/opened tumblr live

the “pleasure to have in class” to overly active tumblr user pipeline

Mumbo, when sleep-deprived enough, will regress into old habits and start building massive lag machines to try and crash the server.

His loopy logic is that if he crashes the server hard enough, his brain will also crash and he can get some rest. More often than not though, the lag just makes time skip forward more quickly and he forgets to sleep even more. By this point, he may have just designed an accidental sleep deprivation farm...

~ Mod Shade

The trapdoor sprang open and Colm Fahey'a head emerged. His ruddy cheeks went even redder. "Jesper Llwellyn Fahey, that is enough!" he roared. Jesper and Kaz both startled, and then, to Wylan's shock, they stepped away from each other, looking guilty.

I'm never getting over both Jesper AND Kaz jumping to attention when Colm popped up through the trapdoor with his dad voice in full swing.

Only Colm Fahey can get Kaz Brekker to look outwardly guilty that fast.

Palestine has the right to self-determination.

Palestine has the right to self-defense.

Palestine has the right to exist.

Time travel au where all the Jedi wake up in Attack of the Clones after dying. The ones that died sooner just walk it off like it’s a weird dream. Everyone who died in order 66 is confused but maybe it’s a vision? Most of the inquisitors either panic or run to the nearest mind healer and burst into tears or trauma dump. Caleb Dume/Kanan is absolutely convinced he’s dead and this is the after life and no one can convince him otherwise. Obi-wan Kenobi sees smol Anakin and goes ‘shit just keeps happening huh’.

Ashoka Tano is disturbingly wise and knowledgeable for a youngling. Cal Kestis jumps up from class, yells “not today satan” stabs his crechemaster and jumps out the window (he thinks he got caught by the empire and drugged or something), he steals a ship and makes it all the way to Bogano and picks up BD-1 before Cordova find him getting his ass beat by local wildlife and drags him back to Coruscant. Cere is doing her best to comfort Jaro Tapal but he’s not reassured that Cal jumps out of windows all the time.

Plo Koon and Shaak Ti are scheming to get their sons back. Anakin is busy having a breakdown. Grogu just keeps asking for his Buir. Yoda, always ready for drama, let’s Caleb tell him all about his life and his family, asks what his padawan would want him to do. Caleb thinks about this for a minute and nods to himself. He builds a pipe bomb and duct tapes it to the bottom of Palpatines chair. And steals all the credits stashed in his desk.

Apollo, slightly injured and bruised: I just got surprised adopted!

Athena, reading a book: Good job, you can show- Wait, surprise adopted?

Artemis, ragged and injured: He means kidnapped. Apollo got kidnapped

Apollo: I like the term surprise adopted better

A lot of people around me are having kids and every day it becomes more apparent that hitting your children to punish them is insane because literally everything can be a horrible punishment in their eyes if you frame it as such.

Like, one family makes their toddler sit on the stairs for three minutes when he hits his brother or whatever. The stairs are well lit and he can see his family the whole time, he’s just not allowed to get up and leave the stairs or the timer starts over. He fucking hates it just because it’s framed as a punishment.

Another family use a baseball cap. It’s just a plain blue cap with nothing on it. When their toddler needs discipline he gets a timeout on a chair and has to put the cap on. When they’re out and about he just has to wear the cap but it gets the same reaction. Nobody around them can tell he’s being punished because it’s in no way an embarrassing cap, but HE knows and just the threat of having to wear it is enough.

And there isn’t the same contempt afterwards I’ve seen with kids whose parents hit them. One time the kid swung a stick at my dog, his mother immediately made him sit on the stairs, he screamed but stayed put, then he came over to my dog and gently said “Sorry Ellie” and went back to playing like nothing happened, but this time without swinging sticks at the nearby animals.

Miguel: You can’t have three people on a single motorcycle

Hobie: Wait, did you say three?

Miguel: Yes, three.

Gwen: Oh my god.

Miles: PAV FELL OFF!

pav saying "this is where the british stole all of our stuff" is something that has come out of my mouth before and for that i love him