It Was A Normal Sunny Day, You, Of Course, Woke Up To An Empty Bed, Hawks Already Long Gone.

If I was a rat

MC: Hey Barb, I have a question

Barbatos: (Already sensing some bullshit) What is it MC?

MC: Would you still love me if I was a rat?

Barbatos: Who said I loved you now?? (He definitely does)

MC: But what if I was a rat???

Barbatos: Like Solomon?

MC: Sure🧍

Barbatos: No.

!TW! Mentions of alcohol and drinking! Viewer Discretion is Advised!

-The Affectionate Drunk-

Will literally cry if you don’t give him affection, like please give them a hug.

Tamaki Amajiki, Mina Ashido, Denki Kaminari, Keigo Takami

-The Secret Drunk-

Nobody even notices their drunk, like bro how.

Shoto Todoroki, Shota Aizawa, Fumikage Tokoyami, Kyoka Jiro

-The Reckless Drunk-

Please call them an Uber. They might want to drive a motorcycle through flaming hoops but don’t let them.

Touya Todoroki, Neito Monoma, Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu, Toshinori Yagi

-The Blackout Drunk-

Won’t remember anything from the night before

Ejiro Kirishima, Tenya Iida, Nemuri Kayama, Tomura Shigaraki

-The Sloppy Drunk-

Will continue drinking knowing full well that they are drunk and then complain about the massive hang-over in the morning.

Ochaco Uraraka, Hanta Sero, Rumi Usagiyama, Jurota Shishida

–The Happy Drunk-

Very cheerful, like MLP Pinkie Pie possessed them using alcohol or something. Please don’t give them glitter.

Momo Yayoyorozu, Hizashi Yamada, Himiko Toga, Nejire Hado

-The Angry Drunk-

Get a warning sign or something cause this person is about to go off on the slightest thing that’s not their S/O.

Izuku Midoriya, Jin Bubaigawara, Enji Todoroki, Mei Hatsume

-The Sad Drunk-

Will spend the entire night belting out the saddest song lyrics in existence. Please hug them.

Bakugou Katsuki, Hitoshi Shinsou, Toru Hagakure, Yu Takeyama

Honestly, he would not be the one to confess

His Pride simply wouldn’t let him, so that left you with the task of panicking over ways to confess to the intimidating demon

Somehow, (who knows how honestly), you manage to get the confession out in a timely manner

You nearly passed out though, which would’ve infinitely easier than trying to figure out how to decipher his facial expressions

That part gets easier as the two of you start dating though.

What doesn’t get easier is trying to convince him not to string Mammon up (You try anyways)

The best nights are when the two of you make it to bed early though it rarely happens, most nights you either go to bed first or stay up sipping on a bottle of demonus in his office as he fills out paperwork that had piled up

He didn’t have much free time so little office dates were an almost daily occurrence

PLEASE drag him to bed he needs to sleep in his bed for once

-NSFW-

He has a sir kink and possibly a daddy kink

He’s mainly a top but mess with his wings and he’ll bottom for sure

Lowkey has a breeding kink

Fucks you against his desk almost daily

Y'all have had a threesome with Diavolo

As long as it’s Diavolo he’s cool with cuckolding

His favorite positions are missionary and reverse cowgirl

Got a kink you wanna try? As long as you give him time to do some research on it he’s usually down to experiment

He was never home.

Today was no different of course, he wished you a good day before you were even awake and now here you are. Sitting in his favorite restaurant, in his favorite dress, dressed to the nines all for him and he didn’t show up. Your texts have gone unanswered and your calls sent to voicemail as you wait for your husband to hopefully show up.

He never did.

So you brushed off the sympathetic glances and left in the rain, and when you finally made it home, the wound left by being stood up only stung more as you had forgotten about the rose petals you had scattered that were meant to be a surprise upon the end of your date. A date the two of you had planned for months. A date he said he wouldn’t forget. But here you sat, forgotten as easily as anything else outside of his work despite his promises that it wouldn’t happen. You sighed knowing you were gonna have to clean this up before he got back but you just couldn’t find the strength to do so as you dragged yourself to your shared bedroom and collapsed onto the bed, your heart heavy and eyes glazed with tears. You had waited hours only to be forgotten and you knew it would only happen again causing you to cry and sob into the bed until your eyes grew heavy and your breathing even. 

Only hours later did your husband return, his blonde hair disheveled from his work day and confusion crossing his face as he walked in to see you vacuuming up the rose petals no longer dressed up and your face stained with tears. “What’s wrong love?” He asked concerned as you stepped away from him “you forgot Kento, again” you hissed as he looked at you confused for a moment before it finally slapped him in the face; he forgot your guys’ date. 

“Love, I’m sorry work ran long and-” he started only to stop knowing excuses wouldn’t make this better, not anymore. “I’m sorry I forgot” he whispered, pulling you to him gently unsure if you would even let him hold you. But you did, you let him pull you in apologetically “I’m so tired of being forgotten” you sniffled knowing if you spoke to much on the matter you’d only cry more and you weren’t sure you had enough tears for that “I waited in the rain for you ya’ know?” you told him as he only held you tighter “It won’t happen again love I swear it” he whispered as you shook your head “it’ll happen again, it always does” and he couldn’t deny it, not when you seemed so sure of the fact and you were right it happened again and again, but somehow he always made up for it and somehow he always would.

hello can give crush levi ackerman x fem reader headcanons please 🙏😊🤗

(I wasn't quite sure what you meant so here's Levi when he has a crush on F!Reader)

It’s hard to tell when he has a crush on you despite it being obvious to literally everyone else

He let’s you get away with basically anything but nothing at the same time

Like some people gotta run laps

But not you, nope as much as he’d love to watch that he has other ideas for you

Like sitting with him in his office as he watches stares at you bent over his desk 

Writing sentences of course

He sticks to you the most when you and the team head outside of the walls

Invites you to share his tea with him

Also you’re the only one aloud to make his tea for him

If he sees you struggling with keeping your space clean be it mental health or just constant distractions he’s already cleanin for you

Probably has house-husband fantasies that he dreams of that have his face lighting up

Thinking about….

Thinking about serial killer! Geto, who just killed your lowlife boyfriend right in front of you and then turned around to flirt with you. Also thinking about the way he drags the bloody knife along your body while you arch into him knowing that he could cut you with a slip of his hand and yet you yearn to feel the blade against your skin as he pounds into you from behind. Thinking about the way he gently carves his name into the skin of your thigh as you ride him, his hand steady despite your movement.

⚡You has planned on staying inside

⚡Reading and book and cuddling the night away with your lovely significant other, Kaminari

⚡As much as he enjoys cuddling he wasn't having any of that

⚡You both got dressed up and went out to dinner

⚡Denki wanted to use his adult money and pay for dinner

⚡But so did you

⚡You guys compromise split the bill 50/50

⚡He did spend some money on matching stuffed animals though

⚡He was tired an ended up stumbling over his words a bit during the countdown

⚡You guys did kiss at midnight💋

⚡And cuddled the rest of the night once you got home

The two of you confessed at the same time accidentally during a training session

Y'all be smokin together sometimes but not that often

Cuddles are a must <3

The two of you adopt a few cats together and they are basically your children

 He can’t sleep in silence, there’s always some sort of noise in his room.

Watching him train with Aizawa is a daily occurrence.

It’s funny watchin Aizawa wrap him up in the capture weapon

He will give you silent treatment for like half an hour if you laugh tho

He’ll take the cats in your guys’ fake divorce