💥 This Man Has A Very Strict Sleep Schedule💤

“ Hey, Y/n! Have you seen my hoodie?!” Your husband called from your shared bedroom as he prepared to take a shower after a particularly long patrol

“Which one!? The shark one or the Crimson Riot one?!” you called hoping he wasn’t looking for the shark hoodie you were currently drowning in.

“The shark one! You know the one you bought me for Christmas” he shouted back as he discarded his boots to search your guys’ shared bed.

“Noooo, haven’t seen it sorry babe” you drawled hoping he would fall for it.

“You're wearing it, aren’t you?” his teasing voice came from behind you as you hid further in the giant piece of clothing.

“I don’t know what you're talking about Kiri” you feigned innocence your face got hotter

“Mhm, so that’s not my hoodie you’re hiding in?” he went along with it even though you both knew that it was indeed his hoodie 

“Nope, I think you must’ve hit your head or something” you giggled as he grinned 

For a second, for a very tiny second, one would believe that you had gotten away with it but of course, your husband couldn't just let you get away with this terrible crime so before you could even blink he had you tossed over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes “Kiri!! Putt me down!” you screeched laughing “No can do, you’re under arrest for hoodie theft” he laughed dropping you on the bed before falling on top of you, effectively trapping you in place “Kiri, you’re heavy bro” you groaned making no move to escape.

And that's how the two of you spent the rest of the afternoon, cuddling as hours passed, the world melting away around the two of you.

Rockstar! Sukuna who met you in school and quickly developed a soft spot for you.

Rockstar! Sukuna who loses contact with you for a couple of years, too busy making it big to care 

Rockstar! Sukuna who sees you at one of his concerts, right in the front row staring watching him as though he were a god among mortals

Rockstar! Sukuna who brings you backstage under the guise of wanting to catch up

Rockstar! Sukuna who now has you bent over, elbows resting on an amp as he thrusts into you at what feels like an inhumane pace

Rockstar! Sukuna who refuses to let you go after your backstage rendezvous

Tattoo Artist! Touya who even after months can’t seem to get over you. How could he when you’re inked into his skin? His friends warned him it was a bad idea, getting tattoos dedicated solely to you, even a few designed by you for this very reason. Even his favorite whiskey didn’t taste as comforting as it used to. He couldn’t even flip through his sketchbook in peace without being saddened by the very images of you he himself had drawn. Including the image that was forever trapped in his brain and on paper, the image of you, broken down sobbing as he walked out the door leaving you behind forever.

This little shit loves to flirt with ya just to get you flustered even before y'all start dating

Lowkey Rivals to Lovers <3

He tried to cook for you as a confession

But it came out more like a death threat the way that food looked explosive

Mans been around so long he’s basically google

He’s kinda salty about how quickly you got pacts with the seven brothers

About as salty as his food actually

Sometimes he feels really bad about not remembering as far into his past as he wants to

He has a bit of a God complex as his internal monologue

NSFW

He has a knife kink <33

Would fuck you over a cauldron for shits n giggles

Makes a lot of aphrodisiacs as a side hobby

Has fantasies of domestic kitchen sex

Loves to leave hickeys anywhere and everywhere

Used to be fwb with Asmo (Lucky bastard-)

Food Play and Roleplay Kinks

Avid Erotica Reader.

Thinking about….

Thinking about serial killer! Geto, who just killed your lowlife boyfriend right in front of you and then turned around to flirt with you. Also thinking about the way he drags the bloody knife along your body while you arch into him knowing that he could cut you with a slip of his hand and yet you yearn to feel the blade against your skin as he pounds into you from behind. Thinking about the way he gently carves his name into the skin of your thigh as you ride him, his hand steady despite your movement.

~Denki Kaminari~

Random Relationship Headcannons

Denki Simps & Kinnies Playlist

New Years 2021 (Going into 2022) Headcannons

Denki New Years Simps & Kinnies Playlist

Energizer Bunny

Lockscreen

Betrayal

~Dekusquad~

Dekusquad New Years Playlist

Dekusquad New Years Headcannons

~Keigo Takami (Hawks)~

Fracture

Fluffy Hawks Playlist

Pro-Hero's With A Chaotic Himbo BF

Memories

~Tenya Iida~

Fluffy Headcannons

Spicy Valentine's Day 2022 Playlist

Soft Valentine's Day 2022 Oneshot

Soft Valentine's Day 2022 Playlist

Iida Simps & Kinnies Playlist

Studying With Iida

General NSFW Headcannons

Tie

~Tsuyu Asui~

Butterfly Fields

~Hitoshi Shinsou~

Kidnapped

General Relationship Headcannons

Shinsou Playlist For Simps & Kinnies

~Hanta Sero~

Late Night Smoking

Don't Know

Spicy Sero Playlist

General Spicy Sero Headcannons

First Kiss Headcannons

Vibing With Sero Playlist

~Mina Ashido~

Don't Know

Clubbing With Mina

Mina Simps & Kinnies Playlist

Soft Relationship Headcannons

Soft Mina Playlist

Momo + Mina x Reader Headcannons

~Tamaki Amajiki~

Relationship Headcannons

Tamaki Simps & Kinnies Playlist

Tamaki Simps & Kinnies Playlist (2)

~Pony Tsunotori~

Platonic 4th Of July Headcannons

Pony Tsunotori's 4th Of July Playlist

~Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu~

Fluffy Headcannons

Tetsutetsu Simps & Kinnies Playlist

~Bakusquad~

Bakusquad New Years Playlist

Bakusquad New Years Headcannons

Late Night Outing With The Bakusquad

Bakusquads Late Night Outing Playlist

Bakusquad As Different Games

~Nemuri Kayama (Midnight)~

Staring

Rainy Day Headcannons

Fluffy Headcannons

Saviour

Pro Hero S/O Killing A Villain

Nemuri Kayama With Injured S/O

Sacrifical Student

Nermuri Kayama Playlist For Simps & Kinnies

~Rumi Usagiyama (Mirko)~

Staring

S/O With Fear Of Thunder Comfort Headcannons

Pro Hero S/O Killing A Villain

Phantom Pain

~Momo Yayurozu~

Staring

Momo + Mina x Reader Headcannons

~Monoma Neito~

General Relationship Headcannons

NSFW Headcannons

Neito Monoma NSFW Playlist

~Himiko Toga~

Shattered

You were right (Joining The LOV)

~Hizashi Yamada (Present Mic)~

General Relationship Headcannons

~Ochako Uraraka~

General Relationship Headcannons

~Misc.~

Mha As Different Types Of Drunks

Which MHA Girls Would Call Their Bf 'Babygirl'

Pro-Hero's With A Chaotic Himbo Bf

You were right (Joining The LOV)

Meme

💥He's torn between angry and concerned

💥 Like you hardly ever get sick but the *one* time you get stuck in the rain🌧

💥 You get sick😷

💥 Which sucks for him cause he doesn't wanna miss class

💥 But he doesn't wanna be around all those 'extras' while you're stuck in bed sick

💥So he takes fantastic care of you

💥 He'll act like he hates doing it but we all know😏

💥He *loves* taking care of you😌💅

💥"Your lucky I'm doing this"

💥"You literally don't have to though, I'll probably be sleeping it off"😒

💥"Shut up dumbass"👹