I Know Some Of You Are Happy About This But I For One Did Not Need To See Wally’s Bare Ass As I Ate

Simon: I fell—

Xavier: From heaven?

Simon: No, I literally fell—

Xavier: In love with me the moment you saw me?

Simon: MY ARM IS BROKEN!

Xavier: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

how are we doing after the finale..

VERY EXCITED FOR SEASON 3 !!!!

Also I apologize for being late to this, life has been not so great lately so I’m very inactive rn unfortunately :(

Xavier, texting Claire: Claire! Help I'm being kidnapped!

Claire texting back: Where are you?

Xavier still texting: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help!

Claire sending one last message: I'll call Simon.

Simon, answering his cell: Hey, what’s up?

Claire: Where's Xavier? He texted me that he’s being kidnapped.

Simon: Xavier? Whaddya mean, he’s right next to me-

Simon:

Simon: I'll call you back.

*hangs up*

Simon: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!

Xavier: WHO ARE YOU?!

Simon: Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.

Simon: Wake me up…

Claire: Before you go go!

Nicole: When September ends…

Xavier: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

Rhonda writing a letter: Dear Santa, I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty... and it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.

No one:

Xavier during that dinner with Janet:

throwing these two idiots in the mix too

“You with the dark curls,

You with the watercolor eyes.”

In some of the different ships I love.

Simon: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Xavier: I wrote you a poem.

Simon, already crying: You did?

he needs to teach me to be okay with it because I am not 😭😭😭 I will cry just thinking abt everything pls

Wally saying last season that he's ready to be dead + that he doesn't think Maddie is ready to be dead like he is + asking if she would go back to her body + telling her she deserves to live

idk he's just so. he knows they're doomed by the narrative and he's okay with it. Breaking my heart here buddy.