Xavier: I Trust Simon.

Xavier: Stop doing that.

Simon: Stop doing what?

Xavier: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

Rhonda: Why are your tongues purple?

Maddie: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Wally: I had a red one.

Rhonda: oh.

Rhonda:

Rhonda: OH.

Charley:

Charley: You drank eachothers slushies?

REAL ASF… we must sustain ourselves 😩💔

No one on ao3 understands my Simon/Xavier vision 😔

Claire, concerned: Why aren’t you sleeping?

Nicole, snapping: I’m too busy plotting your murder to sleep, Claire.

Claire:

Nicole, caving: ...the nightmares.

Claire, wrapping her arms around Nicole: Awwww, sweetie-

S2E6 SPOILERS!!

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School Spirits 2x04 "A Walk-In To Remember"

Xavier, texting Claire: Claire! Help I'm being kidnapped!

Claire texting back: Where are you?

Xavier still texting: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help!

Claire sending one last message: I'll call Simon.

Simon, answering his cell: Hey, what’s up?

Claire: Where's Xavier? He texted me that he’s being kidnapped.

Simon: Xavier? Whaddya mean, he’s right next to me-

Simon:

Simon: I'll call you back.

*hangs up*

Simon: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!

Xavier: WHO ARE YOU?!

If we don’t get more moments like this, I’m going to be very, very sad. I love a silly goose trying his best vs guy barely holding it together trope 😔💔

xavier spilling the salt everywhere and simon looking at him like he can't decide if he wants to launch himself across the table to strangle xavier or if he wants to drown himself in the salad was truly one of my favorite moments of the episode. they're making xavier soo wet and pathetic and it's hard not to be endeared by his loser ways. especially when it's at simon's expense most of the time.

Simon: What kinds of sounds annoy you?

Xavier: Are we talking real sounds or imaginary ones?

Simon, now interested: Lets say imaginary.

Xavier, staring like he does: Spiders wearing flip flops.

*Simon and Xavier sitting in jail together*

Xavier: So who should we call?

Simon: I’d call Maddie, but I feel safer in jail