Yuri: Can I Be Frank With You Guys?

Claire: Nicole and I know you guys snuck out last night, Xavier.

Simon: Play dumb!

Xavier: Who's Xavier?

Simon: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

Xavier: Relationships should be 50/50. Simon cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

Rhonda: Where's Wally?

Charley: Don't worry, I'll find him.

Charley, shouting: Maddie sucks!

Wally, distantly: Maddie is the best person ever! Fuck you!

Charley: Found him.

oooo yes!!! bonus points for awkward exchange about snot getting on xavier’s jacket because once simon starts sobbing uncontrollably he doesn’t stop until his eyes physically have no tears left and he’s got no more sniffles left in him to sniff

still thinking about this scene… savier my beloved <3

Xavier: Stop doing that.

Simon: Stop doing what?

Xavier: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

Maddie trying to convince Simon she’s not a figment of his imagination: You can trust me! Let's not forget who pulled you out of the river when you were six.

Simon: let's not forget who pushed me in…

oh god… this is gonna be so awkward to watch with other people omg 😭😭😭😭 the excitement and dread fighting in my body rn pls-

season one < season two

me replying to @cloudedhologram @greycoffee @97buttons when they say the most heart wrenchingly accurate things that have me punching the air and foaming at the mouth but I have to compose myself enough to respond like a normal human being

FYI this is me replying to oomfs on tumblr

SEASON 2 SPOILERS!!

here’s another meme drop but in gif form! low quality gifs = higher quality humor imo so I hope you enjoy!

Rhonda: You're a lying piece of shit!

Wally: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!

Rhonda: I'm leaving and I'm taking Charley with me!

Maddie, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Uno for today.