Charley: You bought a taco?
Wally: Yes.
Charley: From the same truck that hit Rhonda?!
Wally, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help them.
NO NO NO! Thank YOU for blessing us with more beautiful art my friend!! Please have a cookie 🍪🤎✨
my paint marker just did not want to be a paint marker anymore don’t mind that LMAO
i love yuri so much he makes me giggle n shit like yes anything for you
Claire: Nicole and I know you guys snuck out last night, Xavier.
Simon: Play dumb!
Xavier: Who's Xavier?
Simon: NOT THAT DUMB!!!
Maddie: What doesn't kill me better start running, because now I'm fucking pissed.
School Spirits 2x04 "A Walk-In To Remember"
I was inspired by these headcanons for Xavier, I thought I’d do some for Simon!
I feel he’d give hugs like Sam and Dean do from spn, not often but clinging on for dear life:
y’all cannot convince me this man would enjoy any alone time, he would spiral so quickly fr:
and I dunno about this last one but for some reason, it just resonated:
Simon: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Xavier: I wrote you a poem.
Simon, already crying: You did?
nah bc the mr martin to janet and the maddie, simon, xavier ones got me cracking up a little too hard 😭😭😭
Maddie: I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts! Simon, snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack. Nicole, deadpanning at Simon: Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.
Wally: So, they kissed me. Rhonda: And you kissed them back? Wally: No, I kissed their mouth.
Mr. Martin, to Janet: You're not Mario. Lets get something fucking straight, you're Luigi at best.
Charley: What’s your body count? Yuri: Do you mean sex or murder?
Wally, trying to flirt with Maddie: I think both of our families suck.
Yuri: Here is my wall of inspirational people. Dawn: Is that a picture of you? Yuri: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
Chloe: Did you miss me while I was gone? Claire: You were gone?
Maddie: Would you rather kill Xavier, or— Simon: Yes, kill them. Maddie: I didn’t say the other thing— Simon: I don’t need to hear it. Xavier: …I’m feeling a little unsafe.
Nicole: What’s sexting? Claire: I'm not having this conversation with you.
Sandra, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing? Janet as Maddie: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language. Sandra: Sandra: Water you doing?
Wally: What’s sexting? Charley: I'm not having this conversation with you.
Maddie: *venting endlessly to Rhonda about their week* Rhonda, every once in a while: *in a monotone* Wow, that is so wild.
oooo yes!!! bonus points for awkward exchange about snot getting on xavier’s jacket because once simon starts sobbing uncontrollably he doesn’t stop until his eyes physically have no tears left and he’s got no more sniffles left in him to sniff
still thinking about this scene… savier my beloved <3
He needs to teach me how to cope with the worst fr bc wdym bro went and golfed some balls instead of freaking the fuck out
mr. anderson is living his best life 😭
this is actually what my fic is about !! the scene has been stuck in my head for weeks now 💔
still thinking about this scene… savier my beloved <3
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