Maddie: In Your Opinion, What’s The Height Of Stupidity?

CRYING PLS I LAUGHED OUT LOUD IN PUBLIC TO SEVERAL OF THESE IM EMBARRASSED

made a couple school spirits text posts, will make more later

*Simon calls Xavier*

Xavier: Hey Simon, what's up?

Simon, trying to be nonchalant: I'm sitting in a pool of blood, no biggie

Xavier, on the verge of freaking out: Is it... your blood?

Simon, still tryna be a tough guy: Yeah, I think so

Xavier: Do you know where it's coming from?!?

Simon: Probably the stab wound…

Xavier: YOU'VE BEEN STABBED?!?!?

Simon: Oh, yeah, definitely.

Simon: Okay guys we need a plan to convince Janet to give Maddie her body back Everyone else: Hmm yes this is a Very Serious Situation™ and we need a Very Serious Solution™ Meanwhile Xavier: s A L t

Maddie: How do Wally and Charley usually get out of these messes?

Rhonda: They don't, Cherry Pop. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

I’m also curious as to what happened to the other kid that caused it. Like was he charged with manslaughter or was he let off scot-free because it was obviously an accident? I’m always so curious about the fallout after the ghosts died ugh

so like… how long do you think it took for someone to realize wally was dead

Simon: crushes are the worst

Xavier: yeah. whenever I'm near mine, I start acting stupid

Simon: pfftt you're always acting stupid

Xavier: yeahhhh, don't think about that too hard

Simon:

Maddie: We’re getting married, bitches!

Wally: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

Wally: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Charley: The cow???

Wally: What?

Rhonda: Charley, W H Y?

REAL ASF… we must sustain ourselves 😩💔

No one on ao3 understands my Simon/Xavier vision 😔

Rhonda pleading her case to her fellow spirits: Mothers and fuckers of the jury...