what's in my ao3 private bookmarks is between me and god (and possibly the author)
thoughts on the Minecraft movie
You know fucking what??? I hate Jack Black. How can one man do the same fucking shtick for 30 years and not be judicially punished for it? "ohh I'm jack black, I'm going to say this sentence in a overly enunciated way!!" Catchphrase!!! "ohh I'm gonna sing about bacon now. Ohhh it's Steves epic bacon song, b-b-bacon!! jazz hands! jazz hands!!" "I'm jack black, I'm going to do a kick, and then at the same time I'm going to say out loud "Karate KICK" and THATS THE WHOLE JOKE! THAT I SAID THE THING THAT I AM CURRENTLY DOING IN A STUPID FUCKING VOICE
I understand that he's nice and all, so he gets a pass. It's always 'Just let him do his thing, he's a friendly guy :)' - how about we let ALL the nice people in the world do what they want ??!!! And then we can throw one big happy nice-guy picnic, where we all tell each other how nice and awesome ALL of our ideas are ?? :3 !!! How about we ALL just agree to be polite, even when someone suggests something that objectively fucking SUCKS? Well, we let the nice guy run rampant on Minecraft and now the game is permanently scarred by this tumor of a film. I played Minecraft as a young teen, all the way back in Alpha. 2010. I feel like I just watched jack black puppeteer its limp rag-doll corpse through a crude slapstick routine. If he's so nice, why has he hurt me?
one is a mistake, two is a coincidence, three is a habit, four is a crowd, five is a party, six is average, seven ate nine
oh the plus sides of having tumblr now.
i can rant about anything i want and its not even my problem after that. there are so many fandoms that i could speak of and you would (hopefully) never know who speaks of it >:D
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will i finish this project or will this project finish me?
“And every single night, I sacrificed everything I had in this ring to be that Shield. And did I get any of the credit? Absolutely not.”
SMACKDOWN BEFORE WRESTLEMANIA | 04.18.2025
“breakker breaks it up” yeah, likely thing for him to do
i have so many things to post but no energy to do so.
*insert the "Who broke it?" meme here*