Get Up Girls We Have Another Day Of Obsessing Over Fictional Characters To Cope With Reality Ahead Of

throws this at you and disintegrates

a lot of life can be persevered thru by secretly playing pretend in your mind the whole time

The fallen pudding tart

while i do love the idea of ares jumping in to help odysseus beat poseidon, i also love the idea of it being hades instead

like hes so damn tired of the olympians playing "will he die or wont he" and is also pissed at poseidon because hes the one who had to do all the paperwork after poseidon decided to go and drown so many men at once (not to mention hades just also generally isnt nearly as ruthless as his brothers and probably thinks its fucked up to punish so many other men that didn't actually do shit?) and hes just been itching for some payback for it so hes just like "yknow what? heres some godly power to back all that rage youve got, go get him odysseus"

You know those follower forms in game with the facepaint/makeup? Yeahhhhh. At least Narinder tried his best (or worst on purpose)

Alternate ending:

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

also we fucked up as a society the moment we started telling teens and aspiring artists to conflate being an artist with building a brand as if the two things are inextricable. the name of the game if you want to share your art is to work a job and sell yourself as aesthetizied content. back in my day we could just POST SHIT. to deviantart! what the fuck!

Sunday: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.

Wonweek: I almost died.

Sunday: That was my favorite memory.