Straws Have 3 Holes, No I Will Not Explain

I feel like Phoebe is an absolute menace at Monopoly

Like girl is RUTHLESS she will buy two sides of the board and then make everyone pay rent to the exact, including giving up exactly the right amount of property if they don't have enough

Strategizing evil genius when it comes to board games everyone fears her

it’s not done yet but I thought I would post the link so people can read the chapters as I finish them

This is the Alive!Mel x Phoebe fanfiction I offered to write for @gracelandtoobaby. I hope everyone who reads it enjoys it

Happiness Will Come To You.

Some Solangelo incorrect quotes because I’m getting obsessed

level of gay

Melody: My level of gay has reached “sighing deeply whenever anything extremely heterosexual happens near me”.

Driving Lessons

*Trevor teaching Phoebe to drive and taking Melody along for the ride* Trevor: That's a pothole. To the left! Phoebe: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole* Melody, sticking her face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth. Phoebe: I don't think that's how the song goes. Trevor, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home. Phoebe: Country Roads. Melody: To the place. Phoebe and Melody in unison: I Belong! Trevor, crying harder: What the fuck?

historians will call them complex friends

apparently, queer people cant flirt normally. it's always some shit like "nice flames, by the way"

Garlic Bread

Phoebe: And here we see Trevor and Lucky in their natural habitat. Texting eachother variations of the word "garlic bread" to try to make eachother laugh. Trevor: Gaelic bread. Lucky: Grueling brad. Trevor: Ha ha, glamorous beans.