Cooking Problems

Couples

Podcast: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple... Trevor: I really care about your feelings! Lucky: I really care about YOUR feelings! Podcast, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple... Melody: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL! Phoebe: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

Daily Convo

Podcast, about Phoebe and Melody: My god, would you two just get a room already? Melody: Excuse me, Podcast? Podcast: You both just keep agreeing about horrifying things and relishing everybody else's misery. So seriously, when's the wedding? Phoebe: ... Lucky: I ship it! Trevor: CAN YOU NOT?

In regards of the Trump government scraping all trans inclusion in its queer information portion of its websites I have made this thing. Spread the word. Don't let them pretend we never existed.

P.S: Don't like! Reblog! <3

EDIT: Well this got a lot of attention! I got a few users asking to print or repost my art and I am unimaginably grateful to everyone's interest, especially since it's a really simple drawing I made on a whim haha! Anyone who is looking to print these out to hang or hand out or repost on another platform is free to do so, although I ask you to credit me and let people know it's from my Tumblr profile! If anyone wishes to do anything else with my art or post and wants to clarify what I consent to then they can message me privately and I'll explain! <333 all my love to my queer siblings

EDIT: I made an LGBTQIA+ version with a focus on trans and intersex folks, it's on my pinned if you prefer this version of the acronym.

reblog to blow up a transphobe

Murray sensing the gay drama unfolding near him is always so funny

i could maybe write it for you, i'm a pretty decent writer and i do want to get better at writing :)

hear me out, chat:

alive!mel x phoebe fake dating au

Hunter is transmasc, Nico is an age regessor and Eddie is a trans, gay man, my source: I made it up and you can’t change my mind

Driving Lessons

*Trevor teaching Phoebe to drive and taking Melody along for the ride* Trevor: That's a pothole. To the left! Phoebe: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole* Melody, sticking her face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth. Phoebe: I don't think that's how the song goes. Trevor, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home. Phoebe: Country Roads. Melody: To the place. Phoebe and Melody in unison: I Belong! Trevor, crying harder: What the fuck?

apparently, queer people cant flirt normally. it's always some shit like "nice flames, by the way"

Guacamole: I don’t like it, there’s just something about avocado that i don’t like

Olives: delicious.

Mangos: haven’t had them in a while but I remember liking them

Hummus: I used to love it I don’t like it as much anymore but it’s alright

Tomatoes: I can’t stand them unless they’re home grown for some reason

Cannolis: never had them before

FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis