Aphmau: Sometimes, You Put A Bunch Of Misfits Together And You Get A Family :)

Reblog if it’s ok for your mutuals to tag you in posts they think you’ll like even if you don’t talk often.

I wanna take this and run with it

wicked thoughts brewing tbh i'm sorry for what's about to happen.

anyway i'm deciding nana's alias name is aya hoshino and her real name is nana akabane because the number 7 (meaning of her name) is apparently significant in buddhism because they celebrate the 7th day of a newborn's life and grieve 7 days after someone's death and i think that's cool since nana is a shad descendant in my rewrite.

nekoette's new name is tsubame (swallow bird).

dante becomes dante akabane bc i said so.

Constantine Adopts Danny AU

I've seen a bunch of Batfam adopting Danny (and I love every one!), but it's stated that Jack comes from a long line of ghost hunters. So, what if his cousin John visits, and:

His nephew is dead and living with ghost hunters

The lab and house in general is so dangerous, he's understandably worried about Jazmine

Outing Danny as dead would likely have terrible consequences, so he offers some internships. Come on Jack, it's a few months and Jazz can learn from the Black Canary! And Danny can learn from me for a while!

He gets summer break permission, starts working on adoption plans, and starts crying when he realizes he's pulling a Batman

Jazz graduates, stays with Constantine.

Constantine realizes Danny is HALF alive and talks to ghosts, cue 1980's bonding montage

Vlad shows up, runs tf away after Constantine is halfway through an exorcism

Constant custody arguments with Batman "you have like 500 kids! Leave mine alone!"

ADHD uncle & ADHD nephew solidarity!

"Constantine is right, Batman. Besides, he's got superpowers on the level of mine, so-" "CAN IT, CLARK!"

Danny has an unfairly large crush on Supes (space!), until he finds out Kon is his clone and how he treated him. After that? "Nah, you're MY clone now."

"But I'm a clone of-", " No, as the 1 person here with a good relationship with their clone, I'm taking clone rights. C'mon I'll teach you how to be ghosty."

YOU HAVE A CLONE?!

Dani shows up, Constantine is ready to throw hands at Batman AND Superman because that is HIS niece, Dani thinks of it as adopting Constantine.

There's some massive JL problem, Danny shows up to ask his uncle something. "Not now, Danny. I'm sorry, I'm working on summoning the Ghost King."

"I've got a quick way to talk to him!"

"You know the Ghost King?" "I AM the Ghost King!"

Welcome to the family ✨

I would absolutely be willing to help

LOOKING FOR BETA READERS!!!!!

I’m finally starting my phd/mystreet rewrite and I need beta readers

Requirements:

•in the aphblur community

•willing to give constructive criticism and not just praise it

*Dick crashes out while on patrol and beats someone within an inch of their life*

Bruce: Dick might be a little bit fragile after last night, so let’s try to be sensitive.

Jason: Oh, believe me- I am going to be nothing but nice to Dick from now on. If he snaps and goes on a rampage, who do you think he’s coming for first?

Bruce: He’s not going on a rampage.

Tim: I bet he’d let me live. He likes me.

Damian: I’m just gonna say it. I never trusted him.

One of my best ideas yet, reading and 120,000 word fanfiction instead of write a 3 page essay due at midnight

alex hirsch truly is like. the guy ever. he created one of if not the most renowned and successful disney tva shows. he clowns on said network. he won his high school’s bird calling contest. he hates trump and is always advocating for people to vote. also prank calls republican/maga hotlines and was on the washington post for such. he voices half the cast of his own show and does a deranged mickey mouse voice he uses for like two separate shows. he owns a giant taxidermy buffalo. he and his sister were on an international improv team in high school. disney censored practically all queer themes in his show and now he has a nyt best seller (and created the website plus recent interviews ect ect) that imply there was something going on between that fuck ass triangle and ford. a straight man creating good old man yaoi. creates the craziest rabbit holes to send the fandom down probably primarily fueled by adhd and coffee. he probably has his flannel sewn to his body atp and has thousands of sticky hands on the wall in his house. i could go on but he’s just truly such a interesting guy

This is not how I was expecting to find out

Trump was shot at again! NYTimes has updated articles concerning FBI investigation

[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'Donald Trump assassination attempt 2: electric boogaloo was not on my 2024 bingo card.' to Cas' 'I love you'. /End ID]

I'm a sucker for dc x dp crossovers with constantine so imagine,

So the justice league is trying to summon the ghost king and Constantine has already met Phantom and is waiting for the chaos (I'm thinking a summoning gone wrong turned tea party) When they do Dani shows up and asks them all this stuff about if they have an appointment and that. Batman, utterly confused because his research left him totally unprepared, says that they didn't know they needed to make one. This leads Dani to go into this entire speal about how the ghost king is very busy and doesn't answer every summoning. This speech goes on for almost three  hours until Danny shows up looking for Dani so they could finish catching up and decides to go screw with Constantine and lift him up in the air. It takes a good ten minutes for everyone to realize this and that is when Danny drops him, appearing crown and all. Telling them that if they wanted to get it that Constantine has his number. They all stare at the two ghost children while the two end the ritual and leave.

*Extra*

"You mean to tell us that we didn't have to go through that and you could have just called him"

"You didnt ask"