I Love And Adore My Special Interests And Hyper Fixations But The Second I'm Asked To Explain A Plot

The author’s barely disguised pet dog. They just put a tablecloth over it and said it was a small table, but like he’s still wagging his tail and woofing

Originally read your post like this

i bring a "they shouldnt have that wild animal in their house" sort of vibe to the conversation that enjoyers of cute animal videos dont really like

“bug why are you still awake its 1 am” there were. collectibles.

having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you'll be feeling the "hey bestie check your pants 😃 check it right now 😃 you might be getting your period 😃 hey bestie i think youre bleeding 😃" and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG ❌️ its The Slime

Imagine my shock as a neurodivergent teen when I first realized that using large vocabulary and eloquent speech doesn't make you less likely to be misinterpreted, rather it adds an entirely new layer of misinterpretation I had never even realized existed in the form of people thinking you're being snobbish or condescending when you're just trying to be specific

The Crocodile Mom

they're talking shit about you on bulbapedia

I’m always feeling like wait did I just do something unforgivable? But all I did was walk somewhere or turn in a paper late

i think 'I trust you with my life but not your own' as a trope is one of the ones that can always fuck me up no matter what