No One Should Be This Obsessed With A Fictional Character. The Azriel Brain Rot Is Consuming Me 😭

What time I think each ACOTAR character wakes up at:

Cassian- is up at 5 on most days. Sometimes earlier. He wants to make the most of the day and that includes being up early to workout before training

Nesta- is woken up by Cassian who is incapable of getting out of bed quietly. She keeps threatening to move to another bed.

Azriel- never goes to bed. He does not freaking sleep

Feyre- used to get up at 7 and start the morning with some light sketching and a cup of coffee. Now gets up what ever time Nyx gets up. She just wants some sleep.

Rhys- gets up whenever Nyx gets up. When Nyx wakes up around 3 or 4 it’s hard for Rhys to fall back asleep so he usually uses the early morning to fill out paperwork and tend to highlord business

Mor- will not get out of bed before 6:30. Typically likes to wake up at 7.

Elain- wakes up naturally around 6:30. She could be doing a number of things with her morning (baking, gardening, crafting)

Amren- Even after thousands of years of being fae she still has a hard time adjusting to a set sleep schedule. She’s awake until she collapses, usually on her couch, and does not have a specific sleep schedule

Challenge type: Difficult

Find a relationship written by Sarah J Mass that’s not between a girl in her 20’s and a man older than dirt

No person should think about ACOTAR as often as I think about ACOTAR.

I’m genuinely concerned for my well-being.

I would absolutely wake up at 5am to run laps or some shit and then do whatever he tells me

I would honestly become a better version of myself if Azriel trained me (shirtless or not. but mostly shirtless.)

If you haven’t read either I highly recommend them!!!

Vaughan 🤝 Bryraxis

Just fucking disappearing at the end of the book

When the inner circle eats dinner at the townhouse what do you think that looks like? Food wise I mean? Like is it the kind of thing where all the food is in the middle and everyone helps themselves or is it more like a restaurant where everyone is served? Do they all eat the same thing or do some of them have dietary preferences? Surely Cassian (the guy who is a 6 foot something solid block of muscle) isn’t eating the same amount of food as Elain? So do they have different portion sizes?

(There is no need for me to think about this this hard I just have ACOTAR brain rot)

I fully believe that if Nesta hadn’t clawed out the power from the cauldron and pissed it off, it would have made her an Illyrian with wings

I recently learned that I can lock my likes

And now nothing is stopping me from liking the ungodly amount of smutty Azriel fanfiction I read