Shittalkingwiththesuriel - Shit Talking With The ✨Suriel✨

No one should be this obsessed with a fictional character. The Azriel brain rot is consuming me 😭

Nesta pulling up to the solstice celebration in ACOFS like

Tamlin reading Feyre's letter

No, cause one of my favorite parts from ACOTAR is when Feyre is UTM and she meets Amarantha for the first time and is like “she’s not as pretty as I thought she’d be”

Y’all….

I’m talking to this really cute guy and I happened to mention that I’m really in to ACOTAR and then he starts reading it???? So he can talk about it with me???? I’m cooked 💀

Lucien Fancast

Booboo Stewart- Lucien

Age- 29

Hear me out... he'd dye his hair. Or wear a wig. He may not look like the fanarts that people are used to, but Booboo Stewart would fit Lucien's character really well. His charisma is off the charts. Have you seen his smile? From playing Seth in Twilight to Jay in Descendants, he often becomes a fan favorite. This would be no different. He would be exceptional playing our clever Spring Court Emissary.

I think it’s so cruel of SJM to make Tharion canonically an ass man….

Like, my boy lives UNDERWATER where the majority of people have TAILS (no butts)

It’s so sad 😞

Elain Fancast

Madelyn Cline- Elain

Age- 25

In the fashion of being the middle child, Elain is super underrated. Madelyn Cline has the talent to bring her justice in the upcoming ACOTAR tv show. Elain has such a sweet and kind disposition that I can only imagine Madelyn Cline portraying her. Although most fanarts show the Archeron sisters looking exactly alike, in the book Nesta (Elizabeth Gilles) and Feyre (Danielle Rose Russell) often say that the both of them look most like their problematic mother. So it would make sense for Elain to look less like the two of them.

The Elriel vs. Gwynriel vs. (insert non canon/ non confirmed ship here) debate has my head SPINNING.

I am WEAK

and FORGETFUL

and I have not read the books in a little over a year.

I have trouble remembering major canon events! Let alone every side relationship in perfect detail!

So when I see pro ship quotes from the books taken out of context, I’m like “ yeah, that makes sense”

I’m switching alliances every five minutes 😭

SJM needs to bring back Nuan. She is one of the coolest characters in the whole ACOTAR series! We only hear from her once in ACOWAR at the High lords meeting and then she is never seen again!!!

She:

- Created an antidote to Faebane that was indisputably a turning point in the war

- Is a MASTER tinkerer who created Lucien’s Metal eye (THAT FUNCTIONS LIKE A REAL EYE)

- Stared down a Highlord (Tarquin) 

- Has ties to a place called Xian (which I am assuming is on the continent???) and could potentially pivot the Series to explore the Continent

-Stood up for herself against Beron (fuck that guy)