I Currently Have ACOTAR BRAIN ROT!!!!!

The Elriel vs. Gwynriel vs. (insert non canon/ non confirmed ship here) debate has my head SPINNING.

I am WEAK

and FORGETFUL

and I have not read the books in a little over a year.

I have trouble remembering major canon events! Let alone every side relationship in perfect detail!

So when I see pro ship quotes from the books taken out of context, I’m like “ yeah, that makes sense”

I’m switching alliances every five minutes 😭

I wonder if the ACOTAR world follows the same calendar year as ours

Like what if it takes them a different amount of days for their planet to circle the sun

It could take 200, 400, or even 500 days and because we don’t have any real idea of how their months are structured we wouldn’t even know…..

Elain Fancast

Madelyn Cline- Elain

Age- 25

In the fashion of being the middle child, Elain is super underrated. Madelyn Cline has the talent to bring her justice in the upcoming ACOTAR tv show. Elain has such a sweet and kind disposition that I can only imagine Madelyn Cline portraying her. Although most fanarts show the Archeron sisters looking exactly alike, in the book Nesta (Elizabeth Gilles) and Feyre (Danielle Rose Russell) often say that the both of them look most like their problematic mother. So it would make sense for Elain to look less like the two of them.

And I stay winning 🌷🌷🌷

Am I making shit up or did Rhysand have a fucking tail in ACOTAR???

Like I think I remember it during the fireplace scene?

I don’t think it was ever mentioned again (if it was mentioned at all….)

Bone carver theory part two:

When Cassian sees the bone carver we don’t get a description of what he sees, only that he is in shock by who it is.

My original bone carver theory: The bone carver takes the form of a person with a secret that you don’t know until it’s too late.

I’m wondering if the bone carver appeared to him as his mother….

In the books Rhys, Azriel, and Cassian are all the most powerful Illyrian warriors basically EVER. Both Az and Cassian require 7 siphons to channel their magic and strength.

- Rhys’s power comes from his royal bloodline

- Az’s power has something to do with his shadows

- So why is Cassian ( a supposed bastard) so freaking powerful?

I think that his mother never told him the truth about his father and his father is possibly part of a powerful bloodline of lords or royalty or something. Which is part of the reason he was so quick to dismiss Cassian’s lower class mother.

In the books the bone carver also calls him “the prince of bastards” so maybe Cassian’s bloodline makes him a prince?

Which would also be interesting cause Nesta’s mother always said she would marry a prince…

I just know Azriel would love Maneskin

I can’t remember when/where but I think SJM said that TOG and ACOTAR are happening at the same time. But TOG ends with “in a kingdom long since burned to ash”. So does that mean ACOTAR is also in “the past”?

That makes me wonder….

- Who was the first of the inner circle to die?

- When did Nyx become high lord?

- Did he ever form his own inner circle?

- If Rhys/Feyre were the first to die then did Azriel/Cassian/Nesta/Amren/Mor all serve under Nyx as he became highlord?

Just some sad thoughts 😔

It’s a damn shame Sarah J Maas has never elaborated on the bat boys tattoos in ACOTAR.

Like we know they have the tribal tattoos and Rhys has the mating ones and the ones on his knees

But I KNOW she’s keeping Azriel’s thigh and waist tattoos from me!

I need a diagrams.

I need the next book to have one of those in jacket lined art covers with diagrams of the tattoos