This Is DMing. To Me.

“Note that if you do this, you’ll likely be a pretty lonely person” falsehoods. I have a partner. And six of the worst people to ever live.

Wikihow - How to Develop the Perfect Evil Stare / How to Do an Evil Glare / How to Look Evil / How to Do an Evil Laugh

Have been meaning to actually start posting for a while, so figure I’ll just start with a few things I’ve seen recently and really enjoyed. Most posts are going to be queued (this one too lol) but consider this the sign that I am in fact alive and on Tumblr.

Bones. I will not elaborate. It’s literally campaign spoilers.

If you see this post you’re legally required to tell me at least one trans woman headcanons you have for a canonically male character, I never get to see transfem headcanons like that, give me them, and for equality of my own please know estrogen could have saved Insector Haga and Dinosaur Ryuzaki I will not elaborate, also Yuya.

I recently learned that m and n dashes are in fact separate things with important distinctions. I had been using n dashes in place of m dashes in my work for years, and no one mentioned it. Needless to say, my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

using emdashes and a semi colon in the same line. this sentence will end when i do

So excited to watch this once I have any time!Also, c!Siffrin/Siffrin/Mint moment? Idk I should ask lmao

P.S. @enlighten3d I have a video rec for you— if you haven’t already, check out Time Loop Nihilism by Jacob Geller, it’s cool and relevant.

"this is no longer a task that takes me hours, i can just- come back over and over and over and- there is literally nothing stopping me at this point"

woah hello there time looper mentality. wato1876 are you doing okay

Every time I’m listening to a character playlist one of my friends made I’m like “omg! OMG! These songs remind me so much of the character my friend likes! I must tell them at once!”

And then the devastating realization that I am about to tell them their playlist of songs that remind them of a character happens to remind me of the character.

It’s probably because of The Curse.

i think she remembers the time i brought snacks for them...

shes been standing by me and giving me a Look for several minutes now

For the record, my partner and I deny all allegations, on legal, moral, and homosexual fronts. We will be taking no further questions, encourage all our followers to refer back to the following:

We love taking orders, and following rules.

We are both good, and importantly, not evil.

We are just partners. I cannot stress this enough.

Watching Wolverine X Deadpool tonight w/ a couple folks, I’ve heard both gay and bad things about this movie, so we’ll see which is correct.

TOMMYINNIT MINECRAFT IS IN WHITEPINE WTF I KNOW HIM