Oh Hey Would You Look At That The Poop Horny Is Back

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Disabled trans woman needs help affording wheelchair

Remaking my donation post as the information is outdated.

I need help affording an electric wheelchair, as I am unable to leave the house and walk for long without one. I've been trapped in the house for months, only leaving for absolute essentials and doctor's appointments. I'm currently halfway towards affording the model I've selected. Absolutely anything helps. Thank you very much if you're able to help.

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i love being a whore and also incredibly autistic last night my partner said it wanted to leave me set up in a fucking machine while it took notes and put them into spreadsheets and my vision went white it turned me on so much

I deleted the title on accident but umm copro fantasy

A fantasy of mine is purposely indulging in plenty of rich foods that'll bulk up my stools, then holding for days and blowing up a public restroom 🥴

I'd binge on plenty of delicious fast food, maybe mexican, and a classic burger and fries always gives me great gas. I'd take bites of fiber bars and sugar free (maltitol) candy throughout my meal to keep the gas coming. The next few days, i'd continue munching on fiber bars and pizza and gassy veggies.

My tummy would be bloated and full and soo crampy from being all backed up and full of heavy poop. The first day of two, I imagine I'd be endlessly letting out the loudest, smelliest farts. I'd have to run into secluded corners just to double over with my hands on my tummy, then push out a booming fart that echoes throughout the space I'm in. Of course if I get any close calls, I hold it allllll in. My stomach would whine and gurgle in protest throughout my hold, and my farts would get small and silent and absolutely rotten~

Eventually, one morning I take a heaping helping of sugar free candy while feel the urge building. I rub my belly and travel leisurely as I wait for it to kick in- and hours later, it does.

I take the scenic route to whatever bathroom there might be, still running my belly and rushing juuust a little bit. I choose one that's relatively empty, but not uncommonly used. I sit down as the urge comes to a peak. The gurgles in my belly echo through the restroom, and so do my soft grunts as I begin pushing.

A huge log stretches me out, snaking out for what feels like forever before hitting the bowl with an amplified *plunk*. With the already huge movement, the gas in my stomach rushes towards the exit. Another chunk of poo is launched out, like a cork popping, by a huge fart that deflates my belly as I keep pushing it out. I hear a few murmurs and stifled laughs of amusement at my predicament, and my cheeks flush with sweet humiliation.

I keep rubbing and rubbing all along my colon. I know there's more in there, it still feels so full! Suddenly, the weight of my packed colon shifts, and I groan, bend over, and puuushhh.

Tons of soft logs launch out of me and plop into the water like chunks of wet sand. My stomach churns and howls with gas and what feels like something much more liquid. A wet shart splatters out of me and into the bowl, a teeny little bit hitting the back of the toilet and the walls 🥵🥵🥵

I finish cleaning up with flushable wipes (id definitely be dirty without them) and get up to flush, only to see my mess. I take a picture. The first log is sticking out of the water, and the rest of the water is murky with diarrhea. I try my best to clean up the splatter before flushing. I try not to look at anyone as I wash my hands 😋

Hope you liked my little imagine!!

Just finished lunch... and another lunch... and someone else's leftover lunch.. 🤤😮‍💨

All of it had very little fiber and I'm pleasantly stuffed :)

It is official I am doing!! My very first official hold on record!!!

Ate psyllium husk, 3 big servings of baked pasta with an ungodly deliciously sinful amount of cheese, abd topped that thang off with more psyllium husk

The left of my colon feels a little full, but this is only the beginning. I'll update in the coming days, send me your encouragements and food ideas!

Perhaps I can be convinced to eat a little sugar free candy for extra gas who knows 👀

Oh I should say- about my likes

They're open to the public bc here in the same cornfield we love to share :3

Also I think I'll share another story soon!

Why not 😌

made a version of this meme for this side of tumblr :33

my first sugar free experience

(warning for nsft farts and scat, this is a kink blog after all I'd say I'm sorry this was so long but I'd be lying if I acted like I didn't know a lot of us like that here 😌)

ok ok here goes my first post!!

as a knowledgeable hoe I know what sugar free candies (namely maltitol, sorbitol, and inulin) do to your digestive system so one day I went out to buy a bunch and whoooof dear lord let me tell you

I bought some sugar free chocolate gems from a drugstore and just started eating em by the handful. Even the thought of eating them felt just so... deliciously sinful. Being a slvtty kinky little dumdum idiot, I was concerned with having too little rather than having too much and took far far more than over one or two servings. If you've been on the internet long enough, you know what comes next. To make matters worse (or better, in my case) I'd had a large coffee with whole milk and heavy cream beforehand.

Within a few hours, I was still out shopping, and my system started bubbling. The thought of it working was positively arousing to me- of course I had to enjoy it. I tried on some clothes I wanted to buy in the privacy of the fitting rooms, all the while admiring the way my steadily bloating gut was straining against my jeans, the way bubbles of gas ran along my colon under my palms.... dear goodness 🥵 My belly was so full of gas already that even pressing on the huge, round mass of my soft belly made farting near irresistible.

I let out a fart or two while I was in there. They were nothing special, if a little long or loud. I could have swore I heard quiet snickering outside the stall... which did arouse me a little more.

It was at this point that I decided to hold all of my gas in until I got home. Not out of shame of course (well, maybe a little), but because I wanted to save them for when I could enjoy them alone. My stomach was loudly gurgling in quiet stores, I swear I could see a few people looking at me as I shopped for everything I needed. Good gosh the feeling of relentless gas bubbling throughout my entire colon, the bubbles building up behind my exit, and the pressure of holding it rebounding the gas back into my already bloated belly.... I was so turned on by that itself I wasn't even anxious driving back home.

Immediately upon getting back home, I started to let it out- then stopped. I could tell this was gonna be a good one. I quickly took out my phone to record it, then let go what was 100% the loudest fart I had ever made. It was loud and continuous like a damn foghorn. The recording (I might post it later if I'm feeling brave) does NOT do it justice. I shit you not, my NEIGHBOR said "wow" and laughed out loud immediately afterwards (I cut that bit out) fuck I was so embarrassed and turned on my my own humiliation uuhghggghhh 😳🫠🥵

I laid down and relaxed after cleaning up (still held it all in!) and continued letting out some of the most impressive farts of my whole life. Between bursts of gas, my stomach made the most heavenly yet absolutely hellish noises. In recordings (which I unfortunately deleted), it sounded like pressurized sewage rushing through half-clogged pipes, like thick gelatin being run through a garbage disposal. Occasionally there would be a high pitched whine or a loud gurgle of gas and shit plunging through my guts.

I thought I felt a big fart building up as I was about to climax, then pushed it out while I pleased myself faster and faster. What came out of me was a spluttering rush of gas topped off with a loud wet splatter into the back of my underwear. Mid climax, I cut off the flow, grabbed a new pair of underwear, and ran off to my bathroom.

I slammed myself on the toilet and shot out a torrent of pure thick slop interrupted with frequent loud splattering farts. The sound was so loud I was blushing red hot from humiliation despite being alone. I pushed and massaged my poor belly as I felt it deflate from how much was coming out. I looked down and yep, my underwear were completely destroyed. The back was stained a wide light brown splatter of improperly-digested poop. Hot sight, wish I had taken a picture. After wiping up and washing my hands, I dumped my ruined underwear in the trash in a double layered bag. I knew if I took it outside immediately I probably wouldn't make my next trip in the toilet.

Christ, my hole was so sore I couldn't touch it to get it clean without using my bidet. I was shitting nonstop for a good few hours afterwards, and it finally ended around midnight. I figured my colon was rid of any food or liquid and it was now just whining and howling with what seemed to be infinitely generated gas.

I only have one recording left from that VERY gas-filled wind-down period and fuck did it feel amazing. (Send an ask and I just might post it!) and yes, I did please myself a bunch to all the recordings that I deleted most of for storage afterwards.

I'm no good at conclusions but 10/10 would do again with more precautions and less servings. One of my favorite experiences ever and I honestly don't regret it all too much.

Hey twst community I'm a kink blog so don't look at my blog if you don't wanna see Freak Shit™ but I needed to get it out there-

I am. So angry. WHY WOULD THE ADVENT CALENDAR GIVE US A TENFOLD KEY RIGHT AFTER THE IDIA BIRTHDAY EVENT ENDS THEY KNOW PEOPLE LOVE HIM SO WHAT HE'S NOT THE MOST POPULAR IN THE ENGLISH SERVER HE HAS JAPAN'S HEART AND HE HAS MINE TOO DAMMNIT YOU DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO EXTEND THE EVENT YOU COULD HAVE JUST SWITCHED AROUND THE ADVENT CALENDAR GIFTS AAAASAAAAASDGDHGHHJKHFBUHFHJFHGHF

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