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woke up with the most bloated gurgly belly and the nastiest smelling farts 🥵🥵🥵

Was with my partner once and they left to use the bathroom which was right next to the room we were in. When I tell you the SHEER VOLUME AND LENGTH of the fart they let out into the toilet, I- 🥵💦💦💦💦 I'll be honest I immediately reached down to touch myself (we were in private dw)

They didn't even poop to my knowledge they just let out an enormous fart that now lives in my head rent free. I wonder if they knew i could hear it and how I would react... I did act a little flustered when they came back :3

tummy!!

tummy

Why not 😌

made a version of this meme for this side of tumblr :33

Thought I should just say, in case I ever don't post very much, don't worry!

I am just busy and/or mentally ill ☺️

Hi Tumblr/anons!!

This is my formal invitation for you to hit up my askbox with descriptions and stories of your farts and shits ;3

i have decided

30 followers and I will fart :3

On audio

YEAH??? YEAH?????

i’ve been lurking instead of storytelling for a while, but! hiya! i have been wondering (and silently appreciating) what has had my partner’s stomach ULTRA upset this week. we had dinner at a newly opened restaurant in town last friday. he went straight to the bathroom when we got home and it feels like he’s been stuck in there ever since ahhaha. unfamiliar food can only be blamed for a day or two tho and there’ve been so many cases of “shit, hold that thought, this is/was not a fart” followed by the sounds of him letting out a thunderstorm in our toilet all week long. and when we’re cuddling, as you know, i keep a hand strapped to his belly and it’s been exxxtra MOVING bro and so audibly grumbly. i finally said something about it on saturday and he got all red in the face and mumbled something about being anxious..

cue last night…

i discovered the source of the anxiety gas/shits and i’m ENGAGED AHAHAHA. not the usual content for a gross kink blog but i jus had to broadcast! here’s hoping he’s not creeping through the same gross kink blogs as me and figuring out that i anon-ramble about how hot his stomach problems are to the internet xD

< 3, love 🎆 anon!

omggggg this is literally a perfect love story 🥰🥰🥰 congrats!!! poor thing must've been so nervous, but it's so sweet his belly gave you a symphony for that entire week 🥴 best wishes with your lifelong gassy guy 🥰