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Woof :3 ruff ruff woof *chases tail* bark woof bark bark *rolls around* arf arf ruff :3 :33 bark bark bark woof woof

Sorry I haven't posted much copro or eprocto content

Chronic stress turned me into a puppy

Buy hey if anyone wants to ask me puppy questions I'm down 👀🦴🐾

Just found your blog love it, would love to talk more about lovely pooping, I especially love constipated squeezing out

aww glad you like my blog!! And yes, I love the feeling of getting stretched out by a big constipated log~

Currently I'm holding one in ;) I just stuffed my stomach full of spicy gassy foods and I'm so tight and full 🥵 It's trying to make room, but I'm going for a new holding record ✨

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Love these emoji combo things :3

hunger kink with my pardner

I've been open to them about my hunger kink ever since before we were dating, and they like to indulge me in all my tummy kinks :3

Once I went to see a show with them in the evening, and I hadn't eaten the entire day prior 🥵 There was food there, but jfc it cost a down payment on a house lol. Ofc I told them beforehand that I was hungry for kink's sake, but my cheap ass refused the food 😩✨ So I didn't buy the food there, but they bought a(n admittedly sucky AND small for $16) plate meal.

Throughout the show, they offered me bites of their food. I didn't wanna rob food from them after saying I didn't want any but... I was so hungry and they offered!! 🥺🥺🥺 I will admit, I was mayyybe eyeing their plate just a little while my tummy squeezed and rumbled inside me. I hesitantly grabbed their fork to cut off the tiniest bite of meat and rice, and had to stop myself from taking another. It tasted kinda bland but... Hungry... 🥺🤤

A little bit later they said, "you really are hungry, aren't you?"

Me: "Yea but, how can you tell?"

Them: "Your hands were shaking the entire time you had the fork."

I just- 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥺🥺🥺🥺😳😳😳💦💦💦💦!!!

Oh they're so observant.... My beloved 😍

That moment still lives rent-negative in my head good gosh and yep I was very aroused the entire time including now

🍄 back again

gas update: since I sent you the last ask, my gas has just been getting worse. weeks of bad food choices are catching up with my poor, weak gut and it's BAD. they're so stinky and so loud and I'm physically incapable of holding them back even when I really really want to.

a very abbreviated list of experiences ive had recently:

-accidentally punctuated a sentence with a loud fart in front of my friends, got lightly teased for it

-completely failed at holding back a fart in the car with my friend and his girlfriend, got jokingly yelled at

-let myself fart on purpose in the car with another pair of friends because it just hurt too bad, saw one of them literally tear up and roll down a window

-farted so long and loud that my roommate told me to go check my underwear

-farted like 3 times in a row, fairly loud, in the living room while a friend was over and in the bathroom. she starts giggling and asks me thru the door if that's me farting out there or some stupid video on the TV. told her it was me and she starts laughing harder

-farted in bed with my face downwind from my ass with the fan, got hit with the full heavy, dark, greasy stench of my own gas and felt my dick twitch about it

-all through work yesterday I tried so hard to hold back my farts, but every time they just hissed out of me whether I liked it or not. I moved around a lot to avoid the blame.

it's been so good and so awful at the same time. I've been highly debating recording some audios, to be honest

godddd you're killing me 😳🥵 I'm sure it causes a lot of awkward and uncomfortable situations but like,,,, from where I'm sitting it's so sexy of you to be so uncontrollably gassy 🥴 and for them to be loud like oh my goddd 😩 I'm glad your friends seem chill about it, wish I could hang out with you just to hear what they sound like 😵‍💫😵‍💫

i ate a bunch!! I have to poop but I can definitely hold it in. I think I'll top off my feast with psyllium husk 😋

... I wish drinking it was fun 🫠

Have I rb'd this before? Ehh ask me anyway!

Revamped Fart Q&A

(noticed that one gassy q&a going around a lot so I thought people might appreciate some different questions!)

On a scale of 1 to 10 — 1 being rarely ever able to fart, 10 being incredibly gassy at all hours of the day — how gassy are you on average?

What triggers your farts? (foods, drinks, certain situations, etc.)

Do you push out your farts when you feel one coming, or let them come out on their own?

Do you ever get morning gas? How do you deal with it?

What aspect of farts do you enjoy the most? (sound, smell, sensation, "gross" factor, etc.)

How do you react to seeing/hearing people farting irl/in a non sexual scenario? Can you act natural and laugh it off?

Which would you prefer: farting on someone's lap, or having your lap farted on?

How do you feel about smell? Do you have a preferred type of stench?

Do you feel comfortable farting in front of others?

Have you ever accidentally farted when you didn't mean to?

Do you purposely eat trigger foods in order to make yourself gassy?

What do you do when you need to fart in public? Hold it in or let it out?

What do you think about the smell of your own farts? What do they smell like?

How do you feel about fart humour in media?

Do you like face farts? Would you ever do it if you had the chance?

Describe your favourite type of fart.

Thoughts on trapped gas/bloating?

Which would you prefer: massaging someone's gassy belly, or having your gassy belly massaged?

When did you know you had this kink? What triggered it?

Clothed or naked?

Embarrassed or shameless?

Silent or loud?

Does anyone know you have this kink? Would you ever tell anyone?

Help em!

I need to poo so badly 😖

Still gonna hold for now tho :3