New Year New Me

What are usually the foods that you find most difficult to digest.

And what is the smell they give to your farts?. In my experience, without a doubt, meat and dairy products make my intestines very restless.

Well I’m lactose intolerant so any dairy creates a lot of gas and liquifies my guts. It literally comes out with so much pressure that I’ve been able to blast a stream of diarrhea 9ft (after chugging 4 gainer shakes made with 2L full fat cream). The farts are wet, rumbling and can never be trusted.

Spicy food goes right through me. I try to avoid it because it burns my hole raw and considering how often I shit now with my stuffings I don’t want to deal with a sore puffy hole aching as I pump out that much shit multiple times a day. I don’t really fart but my gut gurgles like crazy.

Any type of meat in excess constipates me. Those rotten fermented farts smell horrible and are so heavy

The second worst after dairy is fried food or anything greasy or oily. It’s so hard to tell if I need to fart or shit until it’s too late. Those farts are sloppy, leave my hole sticky. Plus the grease lives up my bowels and it’s almost impossible to clench tight enough to prevent some sludge from oozing out. The farts sputter and rumble. They feel so good coming out but omg I’ve ruined so many panties with oil -laden shit.

Hey twst community I'm a kink blog so don't look at my blog if you don't wanna see Freak Shit™ but I needed to get it out there-

I am. So angry. WHY WOULD THE ADVENT CALENDAR GIVE US A TENFOLD KEY RIGHT AFTER THE IDIA BIRTHDAY EVENT ENDS THEY KNOW PEOPLE LOVE HIM SO WHAT HE'S NOT THE MOST POPULAR IN THE ENGLISH SERVER HE HAS JAPAN'S HEART AND HE HAS MINE TOO DAMMNIT YOU DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO EXTEND THE EVENT YOU COULD HAVE JUST SWITCHED AROUND THE ADVENT CALENDAR GIFTS AAAASAAAAASDGDHGHHJKHFBUHFHJFHGHF

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Good morning! Welcome to day two! What's for breakfast? Are you still gassy? How long do you think you'll be able to hold out? It's Thursday, so the end of the week certainly seems like a reasonable goal. That would get you nice and stuffed and full of gas. I'm sure you can handle that.

Oh, and I hope you're having a real breakfast, not just a little bit of yogurt or fruit or cereal. You need a proper meal to keep you going and fuel your hold... And build more gas. Some eggs, maybe pancakes or waffles if you have them... It would be really good to mix cheese into the eggs. Anyway. Just thinking out loud

Morning anon!

Oof, yes, I've been so gassy... there's people sat around me and I've been having to hold it in because it STINKS 🥵💦 It's so hot and lingers for minutes... Ugh but I'm so bloated I just wanna let it all out in my partner's lap~

Eggs and cheese is certainly a good breakfast idea! Definitely gives me gas, I might do that for another experiment.

sadly I don't often have time for breakfast, but I definitely eat more at lunch and dinner! Planning to overstuff myself at a restaurant date tonight~

It's oilv garden!! Fettuccine Alfredo time~

(That might do me in actually 👀)

Long time lurker. Finally decided today to take a laxative since I love the idea of desperation and wet farts but almost never get either. I did chocolate ex lax and then ate dinner and some snacks. If you're interested I can send you an update. Fingers crossed we get some action soon.

oooo thx for sharing! I'd love an update on how your tummy is doing~

Tumblr I need your help!

im looking for this scat fic story about a girl who has a pool party for her birthday and shits in her pants and in the pool due to stress eating and being constipated

The main character was Sabrina?? Sofia? Samantha????

I don't remember who it was by but please help me find it tumblr I'm horny 🙏🫠

Edit: ik everyone prolly knows this but there was a poll that came before it to choose between that and two other story prompts that might be around idk if that helps

Another edit: an anon told me the name was more than likely Olivia, I also think the main character had a GF named Becky or Becca or smth

Still havent found it btw 😩

🍄 anon again-

god I've been SO gassy today, just blasting ass all day long or letting them out as quietly as possible when I'm in public. I accidentally gassed out a friend after lunch earlier- farted midsentence as quiet as I could and it hit me immediately how bad it was, but I just didn't say anything, and she didn't either. I felt like I got away with murder. then a little later I ended up at a different friend's house, having a really serious conversation about some bad stuff that's happened to them recently. I'm sitting on a hardwood floor a few feet away, don't really want to interrupt, but I was having to discreetly let off some pressure every 30 seconds or so, until at one point I just ripped ass so long and loud it stopped the conversation dead and I finally excused myself to go blow up the bathroom.

anyway. was kinda just imagining that happening with you instead, wondering what you'd do about that...

damn dude 😳😵‍💫 subtly letting them off right in front of people just for some quick relief??? that's literally my top tier fantasy right there, it's unbearably hot that you had to just let rip as discreetly as possible 🥵 and eventually farting loud and long once the urge became unbearable, goddddd 🤤🫣

if it were me, I'd be such a blushy mess once I realised what you were doing - but hey you obviously need to deflate a bit, so maybe I let you get away with it. maybe I need to let out a few too 👀 maybe we both take a break from our conversation to rip ass properly, since we both so badly need it 🥴

AAA I GOT AN ASK WHAT DO I DO

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I miss when I would get Tumblr asks that actually said things and weren't just digital panhandling scams.

Hehehehe now my mistakes can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN!!!!

So I was at a friend’s house when this happened. But I’d eaten an entire tub of the Betty Crocker frosting by myself in under 11 hours. Sugar like this tends to upset my stomach. Anyway later when I went to the bathroom I had the largest shit I’ve had in a while, a turd about seven inches long then more mush on top

Damn 😳 God all that thick sugary frosting must have been so rich~ I had no idea it'd produce such lovely results 💦

honestly I'm more impressed you had the endurance to finish it lol, I could never hold down that much sugar